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Tris McCall has posted his <a href="http://www.trismccall.net/pop_music_abstract_2005.htm">2005 Pop Music Abstract</a>.

"Do you want a ride to work?"<br>
"What?"<br>
"Are you going to Manhattan?"<br>
"Yeah."<br>
"Do you want a ride to work?"<br>
"What do you mean?"<br>
"I've got my car over there. I'm going to 58th Street, but you need four people in a car to be allowed to drive into the City. You wanna ride?"<br>
"Nah, man. You're a stranger. Good luck with that, though."

Some of these were banned, not because of what they showed, but because the censors had <I>really</I> filthy imaginations. Who would have ever guessed?

What's sauce for the goose . . . .

Is this the first step towards true AI?

You can't buy 'em here, but they sure look sexy. "Full condenser-type three-way speaker system (76kg), with outboard crossovers (18kg)." Not too sensitive at 80dB/W/m, but rated at 35Hz&ndash;40kHz. "Open price."

"You know what I want for Christmas, mom."<br>
"What?"<br>
"I'm not asking you <i>if</i> you know; I'm telling you that you <i>do</i> know."<br>
"<i>What?</i>"<br>
"What do you mean, '<i>What</i>'?" You know, right?"<br>
"How would I know?"<br>
"Mom, you always know."<br>
"Not this year, Stephen. This year I don't know. Tell me."<br>
"I don't want to tell you. I want you to just know."<br>
"Stephen, I'm telling you: I. Don't. Know."<br>
"Yes, you do."<br>
"Stephen!"<br>
"Mom!"<br>
"Just tell me, boy."<br>
"Nope."<br>
"That's it."<br>
"What?"<br>
"You're getting socks."