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Dear Gaia, Barbara Romanowicz thinks she knows why you hum all the time.

Man, I want to get a sash and collect me a <I>bunch</I> of merit badges, except maybe "knows how to collect semen from more than one species" badge. That's just yucky.

I swear Huckleberry must practice this look of angelic innocence when we're not around. Don't buy his sweet-little-me schtick.

I've got so much to write about today, it's really not fair. Instead of taking you in that direction, I'll take you in this:

"At this point, this all amounts to little more than expensive psychotherapy for Hollywood executives. It's the height of arrogance for them to keep sending us the bill."

<I>Sequenza21</I> makes a Faur&#233; into musical pun-ditry.

No, not that one, Hewlett-Packard. <I>consumerist.com</I> gives you the skinny on HP printers. I can second tip #10: Do not yell at the CSR. Patient intransigence goes a long way towards getting what you want&mdash;making you happy eventually is more efficient than continuing the conversation.