Back when I worked at the lower Broadway Tower Records, those crazy cut-ups in the Classical Annex culled the stupidest, most cheesecakey covers from the used bins and covered a wall-of-shame in the count-out room with them.

A lot of them appear in this Dial "M" for Musicology posting.

For what it's worth, I think that "Jagger in intention, Nigel Tuffnell in execution" may be the most succinct and accurate summation possible.