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Driving from Atlanta to Seattle never sounded so SAFE!!!!! after reading this. I think I might start a company selling , small, very portable parachutes. I might have trouble getting a kiosk permit at the airport.
He adds his favorite problem:
P. Sounds like midget with hammer.
S. Took away midget's hammer.
Think about that before you fly this holiday season.