I've seen this attributed to the USAF, Quantas, and the Marine Air Corps. Personally, I think they're too perfect to be real, although my buddy Steve (who was a Marine pilot and AvTech) sez these are plausible.He adds his favorite problem:
P. Sounds like midget with hammer.
S. Took away midget's hammer.Think about that before you fly this holiday season.
P. Sounds like midget with hammer.
S. Took away midget's hammer.Think about that before you fly this holiday season.
