A Bag of Hammers
In her absence, we're making as much sense as a bag of hammers. Clifton's letting loose tears of poesy, Buddha's revealing the mysteries of the JAVinci Code while "being played" by both Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, and I'm peeing pure gold.
Ah, sweet life. I love you, love.
Over in MPS land, we've posted three new remixes of classic tracks originally recorded by Antonio Valenti of Hinchkraft Studios. These little darlings are so darn old, I don't even remember recording them. That doesn't say too much, though, because I used to drink a lot back then. Whatever.
In any case: these three songs kick so much bootie I can't stand it. Listen as we speed up and slow down uncontrollably.
Seriously: listen. I'm amazed at how awesome we are. We're better than Avenged Sevenfold or whatever else my little sister is listening to.
Yo, Primedia: Send us to LA for the Home Entertainment Show. We'll play for food and make you cool.