In Addition to Drugs and Rock & Roll, We Also Discussed Sex
"John," cries Elizabeth, "I can't believe you're publishing that letter from the guy who says there's a huge population of women who'd rather drink water than have sex!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"I just don't think it's true!"
"Well," John replies, "You'll have to write a letter to the editor explaining just how much you do like sex, and stating exactly why you don't like water."