The Problem with Vinyl
Oh man. You see this record? It was only fifteen bucks. I really wanted it. I mean, it was kind of just there, looking at me, asking me to love it.
I wanted to love you The Shape of Jazz to Come by Ornette Coleman, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
The problem with vinyl is you can't just buy one album. Vinyl needs friends to go home with. The problem with me is I don't like even numbers. So, I would have to buy at least three, maybe even five new albums, you see.
I am sorry The Shape of Jazz to Come. Someone else will love you, I am sure.