... I have the perfect LP for you to spin, should you hook up a turntable to your Moscode. Then you really could be ambidextrous. See attachment.
Wowzers. That is AWESOME.
Do my eyes deceive me, Jeff, or is your recommended album one with its outer packaging still intact?
Insert compulsory "Smell the Glove" comment here...
Your peepers are still functioning fine. Although a cut-out, the LP is still sealed (I actually have a few copies.)