Who gets their issue this early?
I am SO jealous.
This forum has hurt my marriage.
My wife actually starts to get frustrated about ten days into my "Did Stereophile come yet?" questions when I get home from work.
Typical night on day one through seven:
Me: "Honey! I'm home!"
Wife: "Hi, dear, how was your day?"
Me: "Did Sterophile come yet?"
Wife: No, sweetie, not yet."
After day seven:
Me: Honey! I'm home! Did Stereophile come yet?"
Wife: "No dear, not yet. How was your day?"
Around day ten:
Me: "Honey, I'm ho....."
Wife: "It didn't come yet. Wipe your feet, and would it kill you to bring in the garbage can?"
Can I pay extra for early delivery? No matter the expense, it would probably still be cheaper than couples counselling.