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Morphic Housekeeping 101 - Bar Code Labels

OK, now for something completely new. I am going to be running around today so I will be developing this post during the day. Now, Morphic Housekeeping 101 is a short course on how to deal with some of the Information fields that are not allowing you to hear your audio system in all of it's present glory and power. These information fields interfere with the brain the same way external electromagnetic waves (RF) interferes with a sensitive transceiver. So, what image in mind how to address one of the more pernicious and powerful of the various types of information fields, the ones produced by bar codes. Now, the reason bar codes are so powerful is tthereo are so damn many of them so they produce a very powerful field. The worst offenders are Bar Codes attached to media for some reason perhaps CDs and other media represent a greater perceived THREAT to the listener or confuse him while he's listening to music. At any rate, treating Bar Codes in the room and in other rooms of the house goes a long way in reducing certain distortions and improving the signal to noise ratio of the sound. What I'm going to present here is a simple and effective and inexpensive way to ADDRESS information fields of Bar Codes, by using ADDRESS labels printed in RED INK. Get it? Address information fields with address labels . Hahh

OK, here we go. This outline will be filled in over the next few hours...

1. Materials needed

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The photo shows the message 'x = PRESENT TIME printed in RED INK on a sheet of Avery laser return address labels. In this case the labels are Avery 5195 Return Address Labels but other size labels are also available. It is best to use CLEAR labels, not white ones, as the messages are not as visible on the Bar Codes and don't stick out like a sore thumb. I also use larger size return address labels sometimes that fit two message or more per label. Now, I'm using the 'x = PRESENT TIME message for this illustration but there are other messages you can use as well, like

'x 26 'x and

your name > O.K. Such as G. Kait > O.K.

These particular message are suffiently powerful and work well. There are other messages, too, but for now, in Morphic Housekeeping 101 I will limit this discussion to 'x = PRESENT TIME

2. Where are the Bar Codes?

Let's start with the hypothesis that ALL BAR CODES ARE BAD NEWS, shall we? The reason they are bad news, you know, from an audiophile point of view, is that they hurt the sound. They cause noise and distortion and reduce the EFFECTIVE SIGNAL TO NOISE RATIO. The reason bar codes hurt the sound is because we are able to detect the bar codes in the room and in the house by what I think I can safely say is extra sensory perception. We pick up on the fields these Bar Codes produce as interference, but not interference on the audio signal anywhere in the system or even in the AC. Bar Codes can also be cut off and thrown away or removed with a Dremel tool. Bar Codes can be found on everything from batteries to food packages, to books, to CD jewel boxes, to shipping boxes, to LP record jackets, to merchandise packaging, to electronics to spice jars, beer bottles and household cleaning supplies, etc. The power of.a particular bar code is determined by the number of them that exist, as they are unique to the item on which it's found. So for an Energizer AA battery the number of them is on the high side. I also believe that some items present more of a threat than others, so batteries, books, CDs, cleaning fluids, electronics present more problems that say electrons, atoms, or ice cream bars.

3. What we hope to achieve?

What we are hoping to do in this exercise is reduce noise and distortion so that the more labels we apply to Bar Codes around the listening room as well as all around the house the sound gets more and more relaxed and transparent and clear. It slowing reveals it's TRUE NATURE. The sound that you begin to hear was IN THE ROOM THE WHOLE TIME, all these months and years. You just couldn't hear it completely or properly because the Bar Codes were interfering. There is some point, I can't say whether it's 100 labels, or two hundred labels, but three is a point when the scales are tipped and the sound breaks aways from the old typical,distorted and noisy and congested sound. The more Bar Codes you find and treat the better the sound will become,

5. Where do we go from here? - Morphic Housekeeping 201 and beyond.

OK, so where are we? We learned that bar codes are bad news and how we can treat them with certain messages in red ink. But bar codes are not the end of the story. Since objects themselves are linked to information fields of like items. So, no only does the barcode on the CD jewel box represent a field but the CD itself represents a filed. Same for LPs. And books, and even the phrases and words in book have fields associated with them! See where I'm going with this? As a teaser can I mention some of the more pernicious materials and shapes that have rather nasty field associated with them? Wood, Glass, copper, aluminum, steel, long slender shapes, you know like cables, square shapes like walls and 90 degree angles in bookcases and wall intersections, cement, plants and flowers in vases, hollow spaces. The very materials and shapes we use to construct our audio systems and listening rooms are the very things that hurt the sound. Anyone not see the irony? So, we have our work cut out for us. Better start printing those return address labels by the score. You're going to need 'em!

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Geoff, let's put aside my beliefs for a moment

And let me agree that most objects in the house are marked with bar codes (and to paraphrase Pink Floyd: "And everyday the paperboy brings more").
How on Earth do you think I can get rid of them - I must literally have thousands of objects with some of them being unmovable (think 60" plasma, refrigerator and air conditioners). Just scrapping the bar code off batteries might take a couple of days, but then almost everything in my shopping bag carries a bar code. Would have to hire a full-time "bar code remover" to keep pace ;)

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Exactly
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And let me agree that most objects in the house are marked with bar codes (and to paraphrase Pink Floyd: "And everyday the paperboy brings more").
How on Earth do you think I can get rid of them - I must literally have thousands of objects with some of them being unmovable (think 60" plasma, refrigerator and air conditioners). Just scrapping the bar code off batteries might take a couple of days, but then almost everything in my shopping bag carries a bar code. Would have to hire a full-time "bar code remover" to keep pace ;)

You've just pointed to the depth of the problem. I didn't say it was easy. That's why I titled this post Morphic Housekeeping 101. You're right, every time you bring something into the house, a newspaper, a bag of groceries, a new book, magazine, INCLUDING ANY BAR CODES THEY MIGHT HAVE ON THEM, you're adding additional problems. But my method of covering Bar Codes with messages printed in red ink on return address labels works well and doesn't require deep pockets or great effort. It's then only matter of how far one wishes to go with this. Once you do what about a hundred bar codes you will start to see the effects show up. What could be easier? But you and I both know audiophiles will go to great lengths chasing the Dragon in both time and expense, right? This you can do standing on your head.

Sidebar - some Feng Shui masters are now convinced that the whole Feng Shui thing is actually based on eliminating BAD information fields and why Feng Shui proposes, among other things, the throwing away of old newspapers, trash, I.e., clutter. Feng Shui might be very old but it is just recently catching up on Morohic Housekeeping.

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Very interesting stuff indeed

Very interesting stuff indeed, GK.

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I have serious issue

What about the barcode I have tattoed on the back of my neck!

I'm totally serious.

But meant this post as humorous.

Back to topic - interesting idea -

Ron

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I'm picking up bad vibes

I'm kidding too. Hahahaha

Seriously, I'm detecting a more less anti tweak streak I hadn't particularly taken much notice of previously.

Got ya! Another joke.

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Geoff, as you said in another topic

Morphic resonance does not decay with distance and cannot be shielded against. So what would be the use to start scrapping or covering the bar codes when I'm surrounded by dozens of neighbors hosting zillions of bar coded items?

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Now we're getting somewhere!
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Morphic resonance does not decay with distance and cannot be shielded against. So what would be the use to start scrapping or covering the bar codes when I'm surrounded by dozens of neighbors hosting zillions of bar coded items?

When you treat the barcodes in your house you effectively break the linkage between the barcodes in your house and the big global field. And by breaking the link with the outside field you effectively eliminate it's influence or reduce its effects anyway. When I said the doesn't decay over distance I mean that the strength of the global information field is the same everywhere, unlike say a magnetic field or an electric field that attenuate over distance rather rapidly. Thus it doesn't matter how many untreated Bar Codes your neighbors have or your local Target store or supermarket. We're only worried about how many untreated bar codes are in your house that are bringing the various fields into the house as interlopers so to speak. A barcode identifies the thing it's attached to, so the field strength is determined by how many of that particular thing there are in the world.

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why not?

Why not just tune your system?

BTW hello to Costin, good to see you back! I would imagine you and Ron will have some nice talks.

I know you guys have got to be sick of hearing this, but why do audiophiles insist on taking the long way around all the time? It's like this comedy quiz show where the answer is sitting right there and the contestants keep creating all these answers only to find more questions.

If I may join in. Every content in your house is a beacon of and for energy. All these things you are doing add up to frequencies and values and volumes that either have an effect on your system or your body or both. You can go through practically anything in your dissipative environment and over charge or under charge the forms of energy you have. I've done a ton of these but here's one that was fun. I was traveling and stopped by a friends house that has a huge LP collection that he keeps in the next room beside his listening room. He organized this room inbetween our visits. Once in a while we would talk and he would tell me about his system. Man you got to stop by cause the sound sucks. When I got there and heard the system it was clear that the energy was out of balance so I went and looked around. Half his LP collection was moved from boxes to these newly installed metal shelves. LOL You could feel how different the energy was, and follow it into the room with you. We not only changed the shelving but also the color sceme and texture of paint in that room. Not his listening room the room next door with the lp's.

energy comes in many forms, think about when you have felt it

Another one was a guy who shared his passion with his wife's. He had his system setup in one room and besides was his wife's room who collected fine porcelain figurines. He was having a real problem till I started asking about his house. When he told me about his wife, I told him to ask her if she would move around some of the figurines while he listened, LOL.

What I'm saying is, it's not the bar codes completely, but the organization of energies in your environment that is putting our systems with any particular recordings in or out of tune. Think about the dissipative range of your system and how far it reaches, a lot further than you think. Any more it's like having a hamm operator next door, but try to think more balance than always removal. Don't want to knock the bar codes but now what do you do about the sound of the labels? Fact is your replacing one set of frequencies with another. not saying the fix is worse just saying it's different. For example I have a friend right this second who has done the stricker thing and over did it to the point where his system now sounds (according to him) "plastic".

Here's what I do. Same basic idea but with a twist. I try to organize the energy so it doesn't collect necessarily in pockets that I become aware of when listening. Basically everything is a receiver and transmitter both. Pottery and tile one sound, wood another, electrical outlets, again and every thing that has a code. Fact is everything has a vibratory code, been saying that here for a long time and it's cool if you take it one step at a time but it's all going to come around the mountain slow or your going to get it faster. Everything affects everything else, and when you start to identify which things are doing what and how much, then you can master them. Whether it's a bar code or drinking glasses you leave around the house. Once you start getting in the zone your going to start tuning, and after a while when your listening your going to say (as costin did a while back) I can move these CD's and produce this sound or loosen my drivers and get that. We're all living in one big musical instrument and there are thousands of ways to tune it.

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While I'm at it

While I'm at it, without sounding too mystical. Sorry geoff don't mean to butt in as I don't like to do on your threads and I'll back away from this one as well but. Be a little careful with color charting. Take the time to study the colors and shades your about to use. Not hard to find color charts and your specific response charts.

for example watch how you use red

Being surrounded by too much of the color red can cause us to become irritated, agitated and ultimately angry. Too little and we become cautious, manipulative and fearful. At the same time red is a great color.

This may seem a little weird as I said but I recommend if your going to head down this avenue you might as well study the basics

here's a simple link, not too heavy

http://www.empower-yourself-with-color-psychology.com/meaning-of-colors....

Everyone who has every done a color reading on me has said my fundamental is purple. And what I found interesting is when using colors for listening it's surprising how much you desire your color and even push your color as it reflex who you are onto others. The different colors also favor different types of listening within the musical timbre structure. What's very interesting is getting use to someones writing or talking with them and then have their color read to see how it fits their views.

have fun

Can I still post on this thread geoff, it's one of my favorite audio & life topics?

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One of your favorite topics?

Michael wrote,

"While I'm at it, without sounding too mystical. Sorry geoff don't mean to butt in as I don't like to do on your threads and I'll back away from this one as well but. Be a little careful with color charting. Take the time to study the colors and shades your about to use. Not hard to find color charts and your specific response charts.

for example watch how you use red

Being surrounded by too much of the color red can cause us to become irritated, agitated and ultimately angry. Too little and we become cautious, manipulative and fearful. At the same time red is a great color."

Michael, but we already have a thread on color. But if you're so hell bent on the topic of color why don't you bump up that thread or start a new thread, maybe call it how certain colors like red make me mad as heck? This is a rhetorical question only, no need to give me another one of your very enjoyable tutorials and sneak a link to ToonLand in. Lol

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Thou shall place no false tweaks before me

I realize you can't control yourself and have to turn all threads into a toxic waste dump for Tuning. Why not start a thread titled, WhyTuning is the only true path to enlightenment and why you can throw everything else in the trash?

"Thou shall have no other tweaks before me!" Hahahaha!

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Back to topic

I am intending on removing every scrap of equipment and furniture from my home office, and introducing first just my speakers, stands, cabling, DAC, and digital source (Macbook Air).....and listening chair.

Nothing else.

With a door I can close, and this room is at the back of the home with the roof overheard, would this not be an isolation chamber of sorts and eliminate the need to remove unwanted items from the rest of my home? I am thinking yes... this would be a very efficient and optimal way to go about eliminating unwanted frequencies/harmonics/etc... instead of modifying the entire house around the system, why not merely move the system into an isolated, dedicated room in the house?

Respectfully,

Ron

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Now we're getting somewhere!
rrstesiak wrote:

I am intending on removing every scrap of equipment and furniture from my home office, and introducing first just my speakers, stands, cabling, DAC, and digital source (Macbook Air).....and listening chair.

Nothing else.

With a door I can close, and this room is at the back of the home with the roof overheard, would this not be an isolation chamber of sorts and eliminate the need to remove unwanted items from the rest of my home? I am thinking yes... this would be a very efficient and optimal way to go about eliminating unwanted frequencies/harmonics/etc... instead of modifying the entire house around the system, why not merely move the system into an isolated, dedicated room in the house?

Respectfully,

Ron

You get an A+ in Morphic Housekeeping 101.

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explore them all

I say explore them all. The coolest thing about this hobby is the act of "doing". To go one step further, some day down the road when you got a few laps under your belt, have your system in that room in the back and the space you have now. Having two systems is like having two brains.

I don't know if you saw this on any of my threads, but I've had places that had a couple playback rooms and a studio all at my place. Talk about learning the audio pathway, that is a trip. One thing that I did want to say about moving the system is don't forget, everything comes back to the same circuit box. You'll be changing your acoustic dimension but if it's in the same house it will have things built into the sound regardless. Your house has both waves and tone to it, that is unique to it.

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And?
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I say explore them all. The coolest thing about this hobby is the act of "doing". To go one step further, some day down the road when you got a few laps under your belt, have your system in that room in the back and the space you have now. Having two systems is like having two brains.

I don't know if you saw this on any of my threads, but I've had places that had a couple playback rooms and a studio all at my place. Talk about learning the audio pathway, that is a trip. One thing that I did want to say about moving the system is don't forget, everything comes back to the same circuit box. You'll be changing your acoustic dimension but if it's in the same house it will have things built into the sound regardless. Your house has both waves and tone to it, that is unique to it.

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And that has exactly what to do with the topic at hand? If you're feeling left out of the conversation the best remedy is start a new thread. Always works for me.

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Thanks for the vote of confidence!

Geoff:

Thanks for the encouraging vote of confidence; especially when I've been getting pretty beat up over on my system critique thread... I think I'll hide over here awhile where its safer. lol. Anyway, just saying thanks.

geoffkait wrote:

You get an A+ in Morphic Housekeeping 101.

Cheers,

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Kind Regards,

Ron

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temporary veer off topic; but with good intent

Geoff:

I think Michael was just trying to add to my original statement...though veering off topic, I am certain his intentions were kind and to add value.

Normally I wouldn't interject with emotional errata, but due to the somewhat turbulent climate at least over on my thread I felt some "peace keeping" measures are warranted; as well as saying regardless of topic, I concur with yours *and* Michael's ideas here and most anywhere else from what I have read. And for the few times I disagree, everyone knows by now I say what's on my mind in the hopes of improving the debate; sometimes though having opposite effect!

Just everyone please keep up the good information and impart your wisdom. We each add our unique experiences, knowledge, and wisdom gained. The more the merrier.

Kind Regards,

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Quick interrupt

What the finished product looks like...

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Quick interrupt #2

This is another finished product. In this case I killed three birds with one stone. A tongue logo, a Compact Disc logo and Virgin Records logo. Logos are bad news, too. ;-)

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Ah,

Ron wrote,

"Geoff:

I think Michael was just trying to add to my original statement...though veering off topic, I am certain his intentions were kind and to add value."

Yes, I'm sure you're probably right.

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Breaking News!! First customer comments are in!!

From my musician customer:

"I got the sheets of labels and stuck about 280 labels all over the house, on bar codes mostly but also on other things like logos and even objects that did not have either bar codes or logos, things like light bulbs, appliances and electronic devices, I.e., computers, cell phone, also on mirrors, glass windows. Immediately without any doubt the sound quality was spectacular, especially in terms of AIR and realism. On percussive things such as maracas I could hear the inner nuances in great detail, in it's own space and with plenty of AIR. And MUCH lower distortion. Totally. Send more sheets of labels and hurry! I am thinking of the IMPLICATIONS OF THIS!"

- Brian Wilbur, 18 May 2015

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Geoff, sticking plastic labels on light bulbs...

...is not something I would recommend.

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I actually don't care what

I actually don't care what you recommend. The labels aren't plastic for one thing. And for another the new high efficiency bulbs have a place on the base that is perfectly safe for the label... Ideal, actually. Over here we've got all the modern stuff.

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OK, here's a new twist

Stacked two or more labels with different messages on one Bar Code for even better performance.

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service with a smile

That's some serious overnight shipping! You got these done and out, delivered, client puts 280 up, and by Monday morning writes a review. From May 16-18 and with these extreme positive results. Holy wrestling smack down, your the fastest senior citizen on the planet.

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Faster than a speeding bullet

We work fast here, pretty boy.

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We?

Wow geoff, I'm learning something new every day. You have a factory? We could have swung by and visited.

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Thanks much!

Thanks for coming over and taking a mild mannered dump on another thread. What a maroon!

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"I actually don't care what you recommend."

Nice as usual, geoffy-boy! Trying to have a decent conversation with you really doesn't pay off as you become rude and aggessive at the fall of a dime. Go stick a label on your penis, something like "MY PENIS > DEAD" should work. Or maybe not?

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A decent conversation?

If you wouldn't post drunk I wouldn't have to hand your ass to you. By the way do they even have electricity and light bulbs in Romania?

What kept you away so long? Did you just get out of rehab?

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Huston, we have a leak!

Go change your pampers, geoffy-boy, and don't forget to cover the barcode as it may threaten your poor prostate.

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Stalker Alert!!
iosiP wrote:

Go change your pampers, geoffy-boy, and don't forget to cover the barcode as it may threaten your poor prostate.

Costin's ass is itchy today. Moderators do your duty and deep six this drunken fool.

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Why, geoffy-boy, am I stinging you where it hurts?

So you discovered a way to "neutralize" a cell phone from 10,000 miles away and you're not yet filthy rich (or buried deeply in an unmarked spot in Area 51)? Now think what the NSA could do with this... and we mere mortals can get it for just a few dollars. So you are manipulating the phone that takes the call, not the audio system proper. Now God forbid I call you from my mother-in-law's phone, your freaking tweak would be useless. BTW, are you using the same clicks and beeps for both Android and iOS devices?
What about sparing us the BS and going to your weekly AA meeting?

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Questions? I have the answer...

Costin, due to your itchy ass I'm sending you this image. Maybe you can cut it out and stuff it. My condolences to your decrepit liver.

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Now did you cover the bar code with a label?

Like in "MY ASS > ASSHOLE" or "'CREAM = PRESENT TIME"?
Of course your poor amoeba brain cannot tell the difference between a cream tube and a banana. Hint: the banana hurts less!

Look, you're a scam and lady Belt is another. No go to bed and stop foisting snake oil on unsuspecting people - we may not have light bulbs in Romania but we have no idiots either!

P.S. Make sure your printer does not run out of red ink!

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Cosplay - Better stock up on more booze. Some people like yourself apparently enjoys being kicked in the nuts. And I am the kind of person who enjoys doing it. This is a marriage made in Heaven. Romania must have least one idiot. His name is Cosplay. Like your outfit.

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How many?

How many Romanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to hold him and turn him around and around.

Of course I'm just joking. The real answer is none since Romania doesn't have electricity.

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How much lower can you go?

Attacking one's country because you don't like the individual is as low as it goes, but then there is no limit for you.
What's your problem, the NASA failed to contribute to your pension fund and now you found yourself old, poor and useless? Go look for a retirement house, they accept old fools out of charity.

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Attacking Romania
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Attacking one's country because you don't like the individual is as low as it goes, but then there is no limit for you.
What's your problem, the NASA failed to contribute to your pension fund and now you found yourself old, poor and useless? Go look for a retirement house, they accept old fools out of charity.

Romania is a country? I have to plead ignorance on this one. I swear I thought Romania was a district in Lower Slobovia.

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The PWB Electronics Red X Pen

I have been remiss in not mentioning the connection between my whole Morphic Message Label enterprise and the Belts' Red X Pen. The Red X Pen of course being the original pen designed for writing Morphic messages See photo below. There is also a PWB product called Gold Message Foil that is sold for writing Morphic messages that is more powerful than clear labels. The advantage to my method of course is the capability to print great numbers of messages inexpensively on a color printer, as well as effectiveness.

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Further thoughts on words and phrases

Some other words and logos and phrases for your consideration for treating with Morphic Message Labels, you know, based on the hypothesis that more is worse, information wave wise. The power of the written word! Indeed. Send more labels!

MADE IN THE USA

MADE BY WEA MANUFACTURING, INC

33 1/3

Panasonic

Sony

Sharp

MASTERCARD

VISA

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Capital Records logo

Energizer

Duracell

Crest

Starbucks

Nabisco

First Union Bank

Wells Fargo

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The Red X Pen...

"The Red X Pen of course being the original pen designed for writing Morphic messages"

You mean a standard red pen manufactured in Germany with an additional label on it? Yeah for sure it was "designed for writing morphic messages" (ask the manufacturer if he ever heard of those). So "quantum" my ass!

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The pen is mightier than the sword

Wake up with a big hangover this morning? I suspect you wouldn't recognize quantum anything if it was peeing on your leg. Weren't you the guy that claimed a magnetic field was the same thing as an electromagnetic wave?

Can I offer a quantum of solace for your liver?

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Out of bullets again, geoffy-boy?

In my book, buying a standard red pen, adding a label on it and selling it with 500% markup is a fraud.
But then, you snakeoil peddlers have to make an easy living, don't you?

Go get a real job, you old fart!

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Thanks for your input
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In my book, buying a standard red pen, adding a label on it and selling it with 500% markup is a fraud.
But then, you snakeoil peddlers have to make an easy living, don't you?

Go get a real job, you old fart!

I respect evey person's opinion and welcome their input.

Cough, cough

"Sometimes it's better to keep one's mouth shut and be suspected of being a fool rather than speak and remove all doubt."

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Now is that red pen any different from the original?

A YES or NO will suffice!

Oh well, if you answer YES pleas also explain HOW...

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You get three guesses

The first two don't count.

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Unable to answer, geoffy-boy?

No text needed...

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