West By God Virginia must be the place to be.
They've solved all their more pressing social issues and moved to finally take care of the last remaining barrier to the pursuit of happiness in their fine state. I am referring to the menace to our children from Barbie Dolls.
I see, sadly, that they are still ignoring the menace to their state (who leads the nation in obesity) of allowing thin dolls of male gender to be allowed to continue to deflate the egos of their overfed male-like chilluns.
I figure they will demand all dolls start being shaped more 'realistically' to better insulate (as though they need further insulation) their population from the threat of unrealistically svelt expectations. This is especially true when it comes to banning all male doll figures from being made with 'six pack' abs.
Too bad this can't be left to parents, though.