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Merry DUPMAS

to teh tune of merry xmas

We wish you a merry DUPMAS
We wish you a merry DUPMAS
We wish you a merry DUPMAS
and some happy new gear !

with DUP just now banned
the forum is still
we sit in our rooms
just drinking DUP swill

Chorus

he don't like teh vinlyl
nor flea watts nor tube
and if you don't agree
he'll call you a boob

chorus

5,000 watts
will set you free
if you are feeding
teh big Legacy

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muahahahahhaha

Jan Vigne will say
That DUP is a dope
Then sigh very loudly
And claim there's no hope

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I made a mistake! My apologies

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Lamont , I think you misunderstood the spirit of my DUPmas carol.

It was an homage to DUP and a light hearted satire of some people's reaction to him. (overreaction IMO)

EG.:
with DUP now banned
the forum is still

I meant for still to mean boring but it had to rhyme with swill, since now, in the absence of DUP we are reduced to drinking (swill being synomynous with wine, so we have DUP wine in the absence of the real thing) in order to reduce the boredom that defines the DUP free stereophile forum (please , no flames, this is artistic hyperbole ) :-)

I completely disagree with DUP's ban. I think it was unfair and not evenhanded .

My whimsical posts have been in the spirit of keeping the DUP spirit alive.

I am sorry you misinterpreted my post.

Oh, and Merry DUPmas :-)

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I'm the bucket head on this one. My apology to all.

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Buckethead . . .

So where did I put that KFC bucket?

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I would hope you put in the trash.

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Quote:
muahahahahhaha

Jan Vigne will say
That DUP is a dope
Then sigh very loudly
And claim there's no hope

dis that poster
name jan vigne
he act like a girl
all he do is whine

what up wit you JV
why can't you just let it be
I want you to feel free
to post right back and then dis me

we need DUP
back on this forum
w/o him here
tis aint no quorum

now this site is just a bore
give me DUP and give me more

teh teh teh
wat wat wat
whatya say
give DUP another shot

now I know I'm no Bob Dylan
these lyrics so bad ,
I know I'm killin
so if you want me to shut up
just bring back that good ole DUP

flea wat amp
snake oil cable
be singin DUP songs
till I'm no longer able

teh teh teh
wat wat wat
whatya say
give DUP another shot

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Merry xams DUP
ok here's my humourous offering

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Osama ben Vigne ?

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Tom, with all due respect, I hope you see how laughable this is. You - and others - claim Jan has been just as disrespectful and instigating as DUP, then proceed to relentlessly disrespect and bait him.

At the risk of becoming just as hypocritical, I leave you now with that.

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But , Erik, I don't think anyone should be banned.
I have only said that the banning was not evenhanded .

I don't want JV banned, I would like DUP unbanned.

I think JV deserves banning more than DUP , but that is relative. Any statements I have made about a JV ban are meant to be in relation to the DUP ban. I don't support a JV ban in an absolute sense and I am unequivocally going on record Therefore I am not hypocritical nor is anyone else who is against the DUP ban.

After all, this is a forum for the free exchange of ideas and bad lyrics.
I support JV's right to post his opinions no matter how bad they are :-)

I not only don't support bans , I don't like BAN deodorant, so if you think my post smells foul, that may be the reason.

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It's not the disagreement with DUP's ban with which I take issue, nor is it the suggestion that Jan had some responsibility as well (although I tend to see Jan as mostly defensive).

What is troublesome is this: Comments casting Jan in a negative light are no less negative than anything Jan has ever done on this forum.

I don't mean to say that I'm pointing a finger at you in particular because I think Alex's actions after the DUP ban were somewhat questionable, and there seems to still be some residual tension between Alex and Jan, probably as a result of Alex's recent thread about audio economics. I'm not here to take a side in their disagreement; I'm not a judge or jury.

I will say, however, that I think

a. DUP doesn't always get a fair shake
b. Jan likewise isn't always treated properly
c. SM and JA had good reason to proceed with the ban, as well as unfettered jurisdiction, and I fully support their decision, with no reservations.

You're entitled to your opinion, and I am thankful that you are light-hearted and gentlemanly while expressing it, or engaging in discourse such as this.

regards,

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Yo, Erik Be young audiophile
college student still have awhile
teh listen ta music, make a good post
Yo! Erik, you be da most!

even though I be a college professor
I don't wanna be no stressor
don't wanna give an F to JV
just wanna try to set DUP free

Contributions to the SET DUP FREE fund should be made to ME in care of ME . Cash only, no paypal accepted. Suggested minimum is 1,000.00 although 9,999.99 is prefered.

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Re: KFC bucket:

Quote:
I would hope you put in the trash.


I hope this is not where Buckethead gets his outfits.

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Hell no, Mr. Buckethead gets his outfits from the Mens' Warehouse. Mr. Buckethead is the moron you see at the play wearing a cheap Tuxedo, with an Italian name brand, made in Vietnam, with the program rolled up and stuck in his back pocket. That is Mr. Buckethead. Not to be confused with Miss Patato Head. I'm sorry to ruin your anonymity Miss Head, er....I mean Miss Vigne.

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That's classic! Rock on DUP!


Quote:
If you're ever on Stereophile, well, you better do the right;

You better not gamble, you better not fight

Or the sheriff will grab ya and the boys will bring you down.

The next thing you know, boy, Oh! You're prison bound.

I think "The Establishment" has made DUP into a Martyr.

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Quote:
Hell no, Mr. Buckethead gets his outfits from the Mens' Warehouse.


Clicky Here -> BucketHead

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Erik, You are still a scholar and a gentleman, but you shouldn't try to exchange pleasantries with the DUPsters.

One of the hallmarks of the DUP era was the stifling, repetitive, monotonous boredom of his spam attack. His supporters, missing same, have now contributed more egregious volumes of criminally stupid and mind-numbingly BORING spew than he could ever have managed left to his own flimsy devices.

When you respond to them you get such gems as tom's racially cliched attempt at ebonic rap. Is there anything whiter or more clueless than that? Isn't George Bush embarrassing enough? I beg you...please (and now stay tuned for more of the same).

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Song for rvance

I didn't realize how intolerant you are, rvance.
Thanks for sharing and have a merry xmas

I will ask Santa to leave a sense of humour under your tree.

SONG for rvance (sorry I don't have the tilda on my keyboard )

soy un anglo
pero hablo espanol
no eres solo gringo
tambien eres troll

No soy racista
no soy feo
eres facista
eso me lo creo

encima todo
es la navidad
no quiero responder
con mucho gravidad

necesitas una copa de un poco de humor
o vas a paracer como gordo Al Gore

disclaimer, I am a liberal , I like Al , but hey , it rhymes and Al isn't the funniest guy on the planet

oye, rvance , quieres responder
say something funny
get me out of your hair

quiero mezclar los dos idiomas
asi mas facil hacer las bromas

?que pasa rvance?
?te hago dano?
?con solo mis palabras?
tu eres muy extrano

creo que DUP
no es imbecil
creo que tu
eres muy debil

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ROFLAO

Our little rvance
Put foot in his mouth
Tomj was so funny
He brought down the house

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tomjtx:
The ban on DUP is in effect, and it won't be lifted until the three months are up. In the meantime, I would greatly appreciate it if you dropped the teases and taunts. I think you're trying to be funny, and I've tried to keep a sense of humor about it, but I feel your posts are becoming a negative distraction. I feel that banning DUP was the right thing to do. If you feel obliged to portray a character that represents DUP in his absence, then I will feel obliged to simply send your posts to the Dead Zone. I will consider such posts to be a threat to the forum. I ask that you please stop. If you are so very much against the DUP ban that you cannot contribute to our forum in a positive, productive manner -- one free from distractions and teases against other members -- then I must ask that you please do not contribute to our forum.

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