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If you really DO actually...want to know
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I "really" want to know what your referring to?

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That thing you are avoiding.

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Well I am avoiding going to the toilet at the moment - very spicy pizza last night, err that count

Cheers
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At the moment I'm avoiding my morning constitutional. One of the lower acts of life.

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Done! Three minutes!

I conducted an informal survey. I asked several guys around town what was their blowjob/intercourse ratio with their wives and girlfriends. The average was 1 blowjob for every 3 times they had sex. Then I asked men 50 or older the same question. They nearly always got a blowjob. There is some advantage to growing older. The average number of times per week they all had sex was approx. once per week. Apparently girlfriends get mad and hold out and wives don't use sex as punishment so it averaged about once per week. I did not survey men less than 35 years old. The strange thing about men over 50 is that their sex is generally on a schedule of some sort. Like every Sunday and so forth.

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If 100 people read your post and were asked to explain what it is that you are talking about, I doubt any of them would be able to.

I can appreciate your passion and suspicious nature, but it's coming across to me as a disconnect. It's like sentences without nouns. You gotta give us a little more information to work with here.

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I think it is something about hypnotists and scientists having sex and whether psychics will know in advance.

And why do psychics ask for your credit card number? Just being polite? Don't they already know?

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