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Struts has brought up some good points about thread deterioration and I think I have a solution:

A forum devoted to flaming only.
Only rule: you must flame.
You can even flame yourself.
Can you imagine Jan flaming himself with ever longer replies?
The only danger is that StereoPhile would run out of bandwidth.
(just joshing Jan)

And how about a Purgatory Sub Forum where one goes when he doesn't flame enough?

Buddha would have to post W/O a sense of humor.

Jan would be allowed posts of 1 simple sentence only.

Struts and Elk would have to be impolite.

Lamont couldn't be inscrutable.

Stephen would have to..........................wait, he's the mod, he's already in purgatory.

J_J couldn't use logic.

I couldn't be obnoxious.

Dixie and JimV would have to espouse far left dogma, become athiests and go back to a public high school.

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You left out ncdrawl. No more RIP threads. No more wire hangers!

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May would HAVE to STOP using caps and exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> How hard can it be <<<<<<<<<<<<<

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And who would have to make the intelligent posts?

Uh-oh!

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And who would have to make the intelligent posts?

Uh-oh!

That might be beyond the capacity of us all.

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Great idea!

Wonderful sense of humor in your first post.

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Great idea!

Wonderful sense of humor in your first post.

There you go, Elk, fucking instigating again.

I know what you're up to with the politeness and trying to talk about audio, you bastard.

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UNFAIR, YOU WHORESON!

I can't flame when I am laughing.

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Whoreson? Buddha's last name revealed.

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Whoreson? Buddha's last name revealed.

That does have a nice ring to it

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Whoreson? Buddha's last name revealed.

Woo Hoo!

Yup! I'm movin' on up!

It used to be Crackwhoreson, but we changed it so it wouldn't sound as ethnic.

Well, in all honesty, before we shortened it, we tried to go with the hyphen...but Pimpson-Crackwhoreson didn't play well beyond the country club.

Now, the Babydaddy-Slutson family are the only hyphenates left at the Shawn Kemp School for the Reproductively Inclined our kids attend.

Bristol Palin attended briefly.

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Mr. Whoreson, can I have money for a hot dog?

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Mr. Whoreson, can I have money for a hot dog?


Depends where the hot dog will be placed.

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I suck at flaming.

No creativity, lack of hatred for my fellows and their thoughts, inability to type profanity.

Not even a puff of smoke, let alone flame.

I am therefore banning myself from this thread.

<hangs head in shame>

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I would have to be brainless and a 100% subjective dimwitt and buy Geoff's products and not get upset when Jan posts miles upon miles of empty content.

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I suck at flaming.

No creativity, lack of hatred for my fellows and their thoughts, inability to type profanity.

Not even a puff of smoke, let alone flame.

I am therefore banning myself from this thread.

<hangs head in shame>

"I am such a good, loving, kind, and philosophically generaous person that....I cry when listening to 'Puff the Magic Dragon' and get choked up every time when Max leaves the wild things and settles in for the night. I love big eyed puppy paintings and Nora Efron 'cinema'..."

OK, Mr. Pollyanna, you are allowed off the thread based on a flame disability.

Although, your 'hot air' rant to that person of the locked bowl thread was pretty good.

Your self-effacing demeanor demeans you.

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As further evidence of my incapacity:

I enjoyed your post.

<slaps forehead>

I am soooo useless.

(I understand my disability will be included in the currently-under-production updated DSM.)

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Struts has brought up some good points about thread deterioration and I think I have a solution:

A forum devoted to flaming only.
Only rule: you must flame.
You can even flame yourself.
Can you imagine Jan flaming himself with ever longer replies?
The only danger is that StereoPhile would run out of bandwidth.
(just joshing Jan)

And how about a Purgatory Sub Forum where one goes when he doesn't flame enough?

Buddha would have to post W/O a sense of humor.

Jan would be allowed posts of 1 simple sentence only.

Struts and Elk would have to be impolite.

Lamont couldn't be inscrutable.

Stephen would have to..........................wait, he's the mod, he's already in purgatory.

J_J couldn't use logic.

I couldn't be obnoxious.

Dixie and JimV would have to espouse far left dogma, become athiests and go back to a public high school.

We could bring back DUP as the moderator!

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Don't be depressed or ashamed - I'm with you all the way!

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