If I believed in Hell, that would be it :-)

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We need to start thinking about setting aside a little bit of proceeds from Stereophile Magazine so we can have our own retirement home. We can pick pick pick at each other all day. Short sheet DUPs bed. Yell down the hall, "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! ITS TWO O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" "WHAT?"

I call corner unit, first floor. Everyone would have a hernia just from moving the music collections and audio equipment.

MF will set up a barricade with a pill box. He will yell about a conspiracy that the rest of the retirees are engaged in against him.

DUP will blast everyone with gigawatt amps and 100" woofers that will move so much air as to generate a hurricane inside the listening room.

JV will disagree with everyone regardless of their point of view, claiming that the retirement home isn't charging enough.

JA will explain to all the other retirees how a Wilson Alexandria speaker once fell on MF's head, thus causing his erratic behavior.

SM will play records with Michael Lavorgna and John DeVore in a little sandbox set aside especially for them.

Ethan and SASAudio will be locked in a death match, breaking regularly for lunch and "promotional breaks"

Buddha will write a never ending psychological analysis of the entire group.

Lamont Sanford will walk around to strategically add fuel to whatever argument that is on the brink of resolution.

And everyone wonders why there is so much bile and mockery in these rooms.. At least you got the room right. Pfft.

I predict there will be lively debate on the relative merits of SET ear trumpets and solid state hearing aids .

Oh, and I forgot to mention that Glotz would be wandering the halls in self righteous indignation.

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JV will disagree with everyone regardless of their point of view, claiming that the retirement home isn't charging enough.

And Alex will come in, sleep in everyone's bed, shouting to leave him the hell alone, then refuse to pay the going rate 'cause he has someone in a garage half way across the country who will rent him a used garbage bin to sleep in at a higher discount. What's the difference, a bed is a bed. The Stereophile retirement center is just trying to rip him off, and he's owed this bed.

This is the Sterophile retirement center, right? Shouldn't that be, "TURN THAT SHIT UP FERCHRISSAKE! ITS TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!"

I will have to live across the street cause I couldn't hear myself practice with all those systems going.
I'll bring wine to the listening sessions though

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Lamont Sanford will walk around to strategically add fuel to whatever argument that is on the brink of resolution.

...while pulling all the recyclables out of everyone's trash.

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I predict there will be lively debate on the relative merits of SET ear trumpets and solid state hearing aids .

I would go with tubed hearing aids since the heat from the tubes would help to keep my old bones warm when the management turns down the heat to save energy since with all that audio equipment the electric bill would be outrageous.

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Oh, and I forgot to mention that Glotz would be wandering the halls in self righteous indignation.

Oh Hi Alex!! Thanks for bringing me up again! I appreciate your objectiveness, and your complete lack of bias in all of your posts! Do ever respond to the substantive posts I made, or just the ones embroiled in argument? Like yr any better. Not.

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Lamont Sanford will walk around to strategically add fuel to whatever argument that is on the brink of resolution.

...while pulling all the recyclables out of everyone's trash.

I couldn't agree more, and it looks like a lot people do too.. Oh and hey, thanks for keep your personal conservative politics out of the site. Good show, hater.

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MF will set up a barricade with a pill box. He will yell about a conspiracy that the rest of the retirees are engaged in against him.

DUP will blast everyone with gigawatt amps and 100" woofers that will move so much air as to generate a hurricane inside the listening room.

JV will disagree with everyone regardless of their point of view, claiming that the retirement home isn't charging enough.

JA will explain to all the other retirees how a Wilson Alexandria speaker once fell on MF's head, thus causing his erratic behavior.

SM will play records with Michael Lavorgna and John DeVore in a little sandbox set aside especially for them.

Ethan and SASAudio will be locked in a death match, breaking regularly for lunch and "promotional breaks"

Buddha will write a never ending psychological analysis of the entire group.

Lamont Sanford will walk around to strategically add fuel to whatever argument that is on the brink of resolution.

And AlexO will talk about how he really got the dildo wedged up his butt (sideways!), and how it negatively affects his hearing..

Hi Ya'll. don't post much, but let's all wave bye bye to Glotz....how about it Stephen? If the one who shall not be named get's tossed, what shall we do with Glotz....oh I know...I see the ignore button right...here! Oh and sticking to the topic....I'll be the one with a PS Audio enhanced electric wheelchair.