Airplane Maintenance Humor

I've seen this attributed to the USAF, Quantas, and the Marine Air Corps. Personally, I think they're too perfect to be real, although my buddy Steve (who was a Marine pilot and AvTech) sez these are plausible.

He adds his favorite problem:
P. Sounds like midget with hammer.
S. Took away midget's hammer.

Think about that before you fly this holiday season.

Jim Tavegia's picture

Driving from Atlanta to Seattle never sounded so SAFE!!!!! after reading this. I think I might start a company selling , small, very portable parachutes. I might have trouble getting a kiosk permit at the airport.