RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

From The Onion, of course.

John Atkinson's picture

God, I love the Onion!!!!!!

Al Marcy's picture

RIAA is hush about their Final Fling Ding. A self powered portable audio device which plays a song once, then detonates and kills every one within 100 yards.Sure to be a hit with depressed middle school kids ...