Why Doesn't Batman Party With SpongeBob Squarepants?

I think it's because he's a dangerous psychotic who probably has about a zillion injunctions forbidding him anywhere close to children. . . . Wait, was that a trick question?

Adam Sohmer's picture

Look, everybody -- even children -- understand that SpongeBob is a fictional, animated character, while Batman is in fact a real person who is dedicated to fighting crime. Why are we even discussing this? Is it some sort of evil plot hatched by a villain with a knack for trapping superheroes in life-threatening situations that ultimately prove ineffective?