Why the iPod is Number One

It has all the cool accessories.

Buddha's picture

Well," that certainly explains why those people in the iPod commercials are gyrating like they do! Me? I think I'll hold out until they invent one for my record player: ""The new Style Us personal pleasure device will vibrate in synch with your cartridge stylus for a mind blowing and body melting listening experience. You think the iBuzz is something? All we can say is", 'Wait until you've had it at 15,"000Hz!'"" The only down side I can see to this phenomenon is poor resale value......or maybe not? ;) Uno", dos, tres, catorce!

Monty's picture

I use it for my lower back, honest!