Wes Phillips

A subject I'd just as soon put behind me.

I remember being interviewed by a couple when I was looking for a house share back in college. The woman of the house asked, "Over or under?" Wondering if I had wandered into a den of inequity beyond my understanding, I glibly responded, "Huh?"

"Toilet paper," she said impatiently,"do you hang it over or under?" That should have warned me away, but I rented the place anyway.