Wes Phillips

According to www.after50health.com "The classic part of a classical music is that it will not distract the attention of the listener and at the same time be able to instill relaxed feeling in the minds of listener."

Syntax aside, this is beyond stupidity, it has to have been written by someone who has never actually heard any classical music—and certainly no Berg,

Via www.oboeinsight.com, who also points us to this Miles Hoffman gem.