There's a reasonable article on my ancient views in the Stanford Encyclopedia of philosophy.
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/xenophanes/
Here are some old quotations of mine that have been preserved.
http://history.hanover.edu/texts/presoc/Xenophan.html
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These are the collective writings of Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson from the chalkboard exercises. Bart writes:
I will not carve gods.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
Teacher is not a leper.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fat fryer is not a toy.
I am not authorized to fire substitue teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan!"
Garlic gum is not funny.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not show off.
I am not a dentist.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will finish what I started.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.