Stephen Mejias

Smiling With the Buyer's Guide

Stephen Mejias  |  Nov 2, 2006

Ignore my receding hairline and that strange and everlasting pimple on my nose. Focus instead on how happy I am to be holding the Buyer's Guide.

You, too, will be this happy. With the Buyer's Guide in your hands, you will become rich and powerful. It's true!

And see how my left hand automatically assumes some sort of barre chord. I just can't help it.

COMMENTS
Jeff Wong's picture
Submitted by Jeff Wong (not verified) on November 2, 2006 - 4:28pm

Everlasting? Make sure that carbuncle ain't skin cancer, d00dness.

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Submitted by Stephen Mejias (not verified) on November 3, 2006 - 9:37am

>Make sure that carbuncle ain't skin cancer, d00dness.I've actually wondered about this. But I think my carbunkled schnoz is starting to clear up.

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