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Quick, let's all order copies of Test CD 2 and then post on the forum," ""What's taking so long to receive or discs?""
"That doesn't make me feel very good, JA."
"The entire afternoon," JA gently teases.
"Me sorry."
"Are you giving Stephen a hard time over there, JA?," Elizabeth rises to my rescue.
"Well, yeah!"
"Because he made a mistake two years ago, and it resurfaced to bite him in the ass?"
"Well... Yeah!"
"But he's only made one mistake in the entire time he's been here."
"Maybe so, but it was a doozy. Do you know what he did? He sent out 1250 booklets and tray cards for Test CD 2, and then forgot that he did it."
"Gee, can you imagine a worst mistake?" Elizabeth quips.
"Marriage; forming an intimate relationship of any kind with a man or a woman; pretending to be anything other than cold, shiny steel; putting out the July issue... Shall I go on?"