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I don't own a Pass amp but the manuals are on the web and they are funny stuff. I hear you thinking, An amp manual that's funny?. Yes!
The results of last week's "Vote" indicate that audiophiles do indeed read manuals
The manual for the Cerwin-Vega D9 speakers. I owned these a long time ago and still remember that the manual was full of humorous references (ie: starting an earthquake, cranking it up 'til the neighbors complain, serious bass from Iron Maiden). It was a fun readwho'd have thought this from an owner's manual?
Well, most audio equip manuals are abysmal ... either because they're viewed as unnecessary or because the tech writers are woefully prepared to blend promo, high-tech info, and low-tech language. We don't really need puffery, but some hard-nosed stats mixed with some muted understatement ... especially for equipment that reflects the productivity claims ... is always welcomed enthusiastically.
The service manual for the Panasonic PV-1730 VCR is not just a great manual; it is a work of art. There are exploded views of every nut and screw in the VCR. The schematics are so detailed you can follow the signal through them. Scope photos are spread throughout. Every special tool is pictured. It was obviously a labor of love for some nameless engineer at Matsushita.
That's easy. Hands down, the MartinLogan manual for my Aerius speakers. Close second place, but over a decade earlier, was the manual I got for my Nakamichi LX-3 cassette recorder. In contention for best, anything from the Harmon-Kardon Citation series.
In the '80s I bought an Audio Control Phased Coupled Activatora sort of bass synth to "restore" missing bass. What? Anyway, the manual was hilarious. The funniest part I recall referred to the power LEDit said that if the the LED was lit while the power switch was off then "either you're being visited by an extraterrestrial or you have one heck of a case of static electricity!" Also, in the warranty section the disclaimer about abuse to the product: "Unwarranted abuse is: (a) Physical damage, (our products are not meant to be used as jack stands for your car); (b) Improper connection. We have done the best we can to protect the inputs; however, 100 volts into the jacks can fry the innards of the poor beasty." Oh man, that was a funny read.
Vandersteen Audio's excellent Loudspeaker Operation Manual includes bi-wiring and bi-amp theory and practice, Speaker placement regarding standing waves, useful info on acoustic treatments, listening height set-up, cables, and a thoughtful note on the risk of hearing damage.
Z-Systems RDP-1 digital preamp. Very complex product made almost simple to use with well-written, crystal clear booklet that even a digifool like me could interpret. Included were explanations of things I were never able to understand before such as dither.