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Teleport sound

Hey Geoff,

Damn .. Is that what the teleportation tweak does .. it teleports sound over the telephone .. do i need to sign up for a two year plan or do pay as you go.

No need to send me a manual, a picture will do as I can get a general idea of how it works. Thx

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I'm sure
michael green wrote:

Hi geoff

Could you break this down for the audiophile Yutz's.

"Geez, you act like room acoustics is some big mystery. It's not. Get over it! Every Yutz with ears who hasn't been asleep the last twenty five years knows all about comb filter effect, Helmholtz resonators, tiny little bowl acoustic resonators, diffusers, absorbers, Mpingo discs, SteinMusic Harmonizers, Ultra Tweeters, Schumann Frequency generators, Shakti Hallographs, Acoustic Revive Smakey Quartz crystals, Brilliant Pebbles crystals, clever little clocks, bowls of water. Unless you've been living in a cave the past 25 or 30 years. Wake up and smell the coffee!!"

Since your making references to this maybe you could tell us how you deal with them in your own system to start and then we can move on to others and you can guide them through. As for me I've used all these products and would like to compare notes. Since you say you have a method maybe you could walk us through it and we can do things with you as you go. I'm sure with your method your getting calls for walk throughs right?

michael green
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You've used all of these products? Yeah, right. Just like you've use my products and the Belts. Sorry, I'm not buying it. Try some other sucker.

Geoff Kait
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I told you it would be fun I just didn't say for who

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Hey, Toledo!
toledo wrote:

Hey Geoff,

Damn .. Is that what the teleportation tweak does .. it teleports sound over the telephone .. do i need to sign up for a two year plan or do pay as you go.

No need to send me a manual, a picture will do as I can get a general idea of how it works. Thx

Don't take this the wrong way but seriously, dude, you need to start taking smart pills.

;-)

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Yeah not my best joke

Yeah not my best joke .. but I try (but I bet Catch gets it)

The delivery sucked .. it should have read 'sound delivery device' or something like that.

I guess were all still waiting to know what the willy telport tweak does.

You gonna describe your methods for all the audiophiles Yutz ... we're waiting.

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The Teleportation Tweak and beyond

The Teleportation Tweak is one of the two most outrageous audio tweaks. Hell, maybe it's the most outrageous, how the hell should I know? You can take all the SteinMusic Harmonizers, Shakti Halographs, tiny little bowl resonators and Schumann Frequency Generators and line 'em all up, they won't come close to either one. The other one being the Photos in the Freezer Tweak. Third place goes to the Red 'X Pen, no question in my mind. But I digress. The Teleportation Tweak was a long time in the making. About eight years in the making. It was something that came out of the blue. It was something I remember thinking, hey, this might work. But it took some time to develop the idea and make it powerful, then more powerful. Since there is a lot to overcome I thought, what with the long distances involved and the non robust telecommunications systems or so I imagined I would be dealing with trying to teleport a...a...something, a physical thing, a field, a physical characteristic, something like that, these long distances. Maybe the very time I tried it was over my land line phone to somewhere in the US. Maybe it was New Jersey, well, it has been seven or eight years. Anyway I wound up doing the TT quite a few times in the first month or two and also was able to make it even more powerful. If the system was on at the time I could hear the effects of it while I was on the phone talking to the customer. The longest distance was over ten thousand miles. It never failed and it was almost always big. I do it from my smart phone now and I can do it when the customer's system is OFF, and even when he is not at home for that matter. He can even be in another country.

What the Teleportation is NOT. It is not sending musical signals or recorded tones over the phone. It is not sending any white noise, pink noise or any sine wave, square wave or series of anything like that. It is not sending demagnetizing tones over the phone line. It is not affecting the customer's audio system or his video system although the result is that the performance of BOTH are improved.

Geoff Kait,
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Speaking of the Devil - Breaking News!! New Worlds Record!

Breaking News!! Scientists achieve new worlds record for quantum teleportation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2869193/Quantum-teleportation-breakthrough-researchers-send-photon-light-15-5-MILES-mean-UNBREAKABLE-encryption-computer-networks.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

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Besides cables, tweaks are

Besides cables, tweaks are the main focus of most of the bile aimed at “The High End” by the snake oil police. While it can be successfully argued that most snake oil posts are nothing more than the sour-grapes scree, there are some problems with “tweaks” be they “resonance control devices” or AC power filters. Unless you actually have a sonic or ergonomic issue that a particular device was designed to correct or improve, it’s almost guaranteed that the tweak will be useless at best and at worst can even degrade your system’s overall fidelity. Tweaks were created as solutions to problems. Without the problem, you don’t need the solution. wendy's lunch time surveyzop.com

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Resonators in particular have

Resonators in particular have to be experimentally positioned in the room, one at a time, even tube traps are very persnickety, also tiny little bowl acoustic resonators, metal and ceramic ones, Mpingo discs, crystals, Helmholtz resonators, Schumann frequency generators, what have you. The only scientific way to determine where each resonator goes is to map the room for peak sound pressure levels using SPL meter and test tone. Most important are peaks anywhere in the room higher than 6dB above the average sound pressure in the room.

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