Now Sheryl Crow wants us all to join in and save the planet by rationing toilet paper. This may affect many of you, butt not me as I have an ample supply of her sheet music I've using for years for just that purpose.
Global warming never sounded so scarry for me up until now. Vote with you're....uh...never mind.
Things will look rosie for all those hedging their corn cobbs for a rise in market prices. Midwesterner's rejoice.