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You know, I had completely "dial toned" that part of his column. I just hit that part, heard the "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr" in my brain as I went through the shaving stuff, and then it was over.
You poor SOB, you actually read it and retained it!
Yikes!
Don't get too alarmed, it's prelude to something better.
In the April edition, Sam will get into the finer points of Onanism to even better take our minds off the vandalism done to our proud contry by the madmen who were just marched (or, in Cheney's case, wheeled) out of town.
Sam will delve into the art and craft of auto-erotic connisseurship.
The shaving part was just to prepare the ground, so to speak.
Let's hope Sam survives the section about auto-erotic asphyxiation!
One liberal sentence in a review causes moral outrage and canceled subscriptions. Sam's half a page on shaving goes virtually under the radar. I love it! Usually he uses his asides to draw parallels to audio. When I was reading this one I was fascinated in much the same way I was watching Batman as a kid. How's he gonna pull this one out of the nose dive? Then he just didn't, it was like watching Houdini needing to have his assistant unlock the hand cuffs after a huge build up.
Maybe he owes Corey Greenberg some cash?
the shaving article is as relevant as that damned YG review was. entertainment, thats all. ..
a good shave IS great. I treat myself to a straight razor shave and a haircut every saturday....by a barber who has been in business since 1942.
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the shaving article is as relevant as that damned YG review was. entertainment, thats all. ..a good shave IS great. I treat myself to a straight razor shave and a haircut every saturday....by a barber who has been in business since 1942.
Nc, the whole hobby is nothing but entertainment.
Every review is entertainment, as is every recording and every piece of gear we buy. All of it.
Unless you buy a given piece of gear based soleley on the review, then you are damn right - the shaving article is as germain as the YG review.
Now, if you found them equally entertaining, then you ain't right.
Maybe Sam can write about how great a good quality bowel movement can really clear up his sensorium and make for a better listening experience.
Perhaps a comparison of the relative merits of the round, oval, or 'horse shoe' toilet seats.
Quote:Maybe Sam can write about how great a good quality bowel movement can really clear up his sensorium and make for a better listening experience.
Perhaps a comparison of the relative merits of the round, oval, or 'horse shoe' toilet seats.
ROTFLOL
Classic Buddha. Perhaps Stephen will forward the suggestion to him. I can see it now ST mentioning that Roy Hall always hooks him up with a shot of the best laxative. Oddly enough it's not too far fetched.
It was a slow work day and plus everyone knows I have suggested that Sam be the first to go during the upcoming "reorganization" that is sure to happen. I want to be on the board of directors for SORC. Yeah Team!
ULTIMATE SHAVING TIP!
After shaving, rinse the blade with clean water.
Then blow the water off the blade edges.
Then rub the blade edges on the edge of a DRY cloth towel.
The blade will keep it's edge 2 to 4 times longer.
I also just blew by the homily and page of wasted verbiage till he got to something audio...I figure Sam is paid by the word.