The Teleportation Tweak. The World's Greatest Tweak.
"I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure,
correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real.
The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007
"Hi Geoff, Just a quick note to let you know how impressed I am with the Teleportation Tweak to the U.K. I have tried a number of accessories from the likes of Walker Audio, Enacom etc, and the Teleportation Tweak is in a different league. At $60 it's a no brainer! I was that impressed I have ordered the Ultra Signature Clever Little Clock. I will report back with a more detailed response following my assessment of the clock." Customer, 2015
The Teleportation Tweak, a phenomenal new product from Machina Dynamica, is an advanced quantum teleportation technique discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for upgrading audio systems remotely over very long distances. The Teleportation Tweak works equally well over land line phones or cell phones. Machina Dynamica routinely performs the Teleportation Tweak for distances of 1000-4000 miles and has performed the Teleportation Tweak for distances greater than 10,000 miles. The Teleportation Tweak will also improve any video systems in the house, including plasma, HDTV and high end projection systems - better contrast, color saturation, color fidelity and resolution.
The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound: (1) Clearer, (2) More information, (3) Greater frequency extension and (4) Lower distortion. But mostly importantly, the sound is very real. The tweak is performed during a phone call to Machina Dynamica from a landline phone or cell phone in any room of the house. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds and will sound to the listener like a series of mechanical pulses.
The Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and signal transmission medium and will work anywhere in the world. It is not necessary for the audio or video system to be ON at the time of the telephone call; however, if A/B comparison of the Teleportation Tweak before and after the call is desired, the customer's audio and/or video system should be turned ON and warmed up prior to the call. For audio, the customer can evaluate favorite tracks before and after the Teleportation Tweak is performed. For video systems, the picture quality (and sound) can also be evaluated before and after.
The effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and the improvement to sound quality will be audible immediately; in fact, if the system is playing, the improvement can be heard while the Teleportation Tweak is being performed. The Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. Bonus: The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved - better contrast and integrity of color; esp. noticeable are better skin tones, saturation of colors, shininess of surfaces, textures of fabrics, etc.
OK, now compare and contrast what physicists at Geneva achieved in quantum teleportation recently. Here is a synopsis of this latest achievement.
Physicists Make Big Leap In Quantum Teleportation
AFP
SEP. 21, 2014, 5:45 PM
University of Geneva (UNIGE)
Crystals which contain photonic information after the teleportation.
Physicists in Switzerland said Sunday they had succeeded in teleporting the quantum state of a photon to a crystal, in which information transited from light to matter, over a record distance of 25 kilometres (15.5 miles).
The experiment, conducted over optical fibre at the University of Geneva, beat the team's previous record in 2003 of six kilometres (3.7 miles).
It showed that "the quantum state of a photon can be maintained while transporting it into a crystal without the two coming directly into contact," the UNIGE researchers said in a statement.
Quantum teleportation touches on the theory of how atomic particles behave when pairs of them are "entangled" in a quantum state and start to respond like joined twins, even at a great distance.
As a result, a major task is finding ways in which quantum data, coded in light, can be stored and processed in the real world of communications without the information being destroyed.
Exploring this, the researchers took two "entangled" photons and propelled one along the 25 kilometres of an optical fibre, while its twin was sent to a crystal, storing the photon's information.
Like a game of billiards, a third photon was sent to hit the first photon in the optical fibre obliterating both of them. Scientists then measured the collision and discovered that the information in the third photon was not destroyed, but made its way to the crystal, which also contained the second entangled photon.
Although usable quantum teleportation remains a far-off objective, this was an important lab advance, said the researchers. NOTE: See the irony? ;-)
Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica