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Let's talk tweaks. The Teleportation Tweak!

The Teleportation Tweak. The World's Greatest Tweak.

"I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure,
correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real.
The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007

"Hi Geoff, Just a quick note to let you know how impressed I am with the Teleportation Tweak to the U.K. I have tried a number of accessories from the likes of Walker Audio, Enacom etc, and the Teleportation Tweak is in a different league. At $60 it's a no brainer! I was that impressed I have ordered the Ultra Signature Clever Little Clock. I will report back with a more detailed response following my assessment of the clock." Customer, 2015

The Teleportation Tweak, a phenomenal new product from Machina Dynamica, is an advanced quantum teleportation technique discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for upgrading audio systems remotely over very long distances. The Teleportation Tweak works equally well over land line phones or cell phones. Machina Dynamica routinely performs the Teleportation Tweak for distances of 1000-4000 miles and has performed the Teleportation Tweak for distances greater than 10,000 miles. The Teleportation Tweak will also improve any video systems in the house, including plasma, HDTV and high end projection systems - better contrast, color saturation, color fidelity and resolution.

The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound: (1) Clearer, (2) More information, (3) Greater frequency extension and (4) Lower distortion. But mostly importantly, the sound is very real. The tweak is performed during a phone call to Machina Dynamica from a landline phone or cell phone in any room of the house. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds and will sound to the listener like a series of mechanical pulses.

The Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and signal transmission medium and will work anywhere in the world. It is not necessary for the audio or video system to be ON at the time of the telephone call; however, if A/B comparison of the Teleportation Tweak before and after the call is desired, the customer's audio and/or video system should be turned ON and warmed up prior to the call. For audio, the customer can evaluate favorite tracks before and after the Teleportation Tweak is performed. For video systems, the picture quality (and sound) can also be evaluated before and after.

The effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and the improvement to sound quality will be audible immediately; in fact, if the system is playing, the improvement can be heard while the Teleportation Tweak is being performed. The Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. Bonus: The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved - better contrast and integrity of color; esp. noticeable are better skin tones, saturation of colors, shininess of surfaces, textures of fabrics, etc.

OK, now compare and contrast what physicists at Geneva achieved in quantum teleportation recently. Here is a synopsis of this latest achievement.

Physicists Make Big Leap In Quantum Teleportation
AFP
SEP. 21, 2014, 5:45 PM

University of Geneva (UNIGE)
Crystals which contain photonic information after the teleportation.

Physicists in Switzerland said Sunday they had succeeded in teleporting the quantum state of a photon to a crystal, in which information transited from light to matter, over a record distance of 25 kilometres (15.5 miles).

The experiment, conducted over optical fibre at the University of Geneva, beat the team's previous record in 2003 of six kilometres (3.7 miles).

It showed that "the quantum state of a photon can be maintained while transporting it into a crystal without the two coming directly into contact," the UNIGE researchers said in a statement.

Quantum teleportation touches on the theory of how atomic particles behave when pairs of them are "entangled" in a quantum state and start to respond like joined twins, even at a great distance.

As a result, a major task is finding ways in which quantum data, coded in light, can be stored and processed in the real world of communications without the information being destroyed.

Exploring this, the researchers took two "entangled" photons and propelled one along the 25 kilometres of an optical fibre, while its twin was sent to a crystal, storing the photon's information.

Like a game of billiards, a third photon was sent to hit the first photon in the optical fibre obliterating both of them. Scientists then measured the collision and discovered that the information in the third photon was not destroyed, but made its way to the crystal, which also contained the second entangled photon.

Although usable quantum teleportation remains a far-off objective, this was an important lab advance, said the researchers. NOTE: See the irony? ;-)

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Some info regarding the Teleportation Tweak finally revealed

Now, there's been a lot of speculation that the Teleportation Tweak involves sending subliminal messages over the phone - which actually isn't a bad idea lol ..."you are getting sleepy and your system sounds just like a really really good system..." or sending audible tones over the phone, akin to the demag tracks of the XLO Test CD. But those are not true and much too mundane, anyway. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give away some of the "tricks" involved with the Teleportation Tweak. Watch this space. I will be running around doing a bunch of things today so will be filling in the blanks on the fly.

1. The problem. Yes, it's our old friends, Information Fields. Let's start with the hypothesis that information itself produces detrimental information fields and that those things that bring that information into the house, that are essentially the LINKS to the outside world, are also detrimental to the sound. Thus, TVs, computers, cell phones, as well as LPs, CDs, DVDs, Blu Ray discs, cassettes, I.e., all music media also produce detrimental info fields. So, while it's nice to collect these things and have them all nicely arranged on the shelf the more you have the worse the sound gets. It's a scientific fact. You're just not aware of the degradation of the sound because it happens over a long period of time - and even if you were clued into the degradation who would suspect the CDs, right? But I digress.

Going forward with the hypothesis the phone is a conduit for information, that provides a link to the outside world. To people and the entire World Wide Web. Of course, phones of all types, like TVs and 'puters are something we've always had so even if it did degrade the sound we'd never notice it, right? Same goes for info fields, we don't know what the sound is like WITHOUT them since they've always been there.

TBD

2. The solution. The Information Field MUST be attenuated! So, not w have a hypothesis that it's the stupid cell phone that's causing all the trouble. Lord help you if you have more than one phone cause if you have two or mor phones you're totally screwed. It's like the Army slogan, Be All You Can Be. So now we ID'd the perp as the cell phone or LAND LINE phone, so what are we going to do about it. How do you affect info fields, especially from a distance of 10,000 miles? And in 20 seconds?

TBD

3. How can the Information Field be attenuated from 10,000 miles away?!

The information field, the ONE associated with the PHONE ITSELF, is attenuated by the transfer range of information at the atomic level regarding the physical phone so that the link created by the phone to the outside world is cut or at least attenuated. It's a little like changing the properties of matter. And the changing of the properties of matter is achieved by quantum teleportation. In other words it's not the matter itself that's being teleported, it's INFORMATION ABOUT THE MATTER that's being teleported. Thus, the Teleporation Tweak will work from one room to the next or from one house to a house down the street or from one house in Virginia to a house in Australia or Emgland.

4. Why is the Teleportation Tweak permanent?

TBD

5. What does the Teleportation Tweak sound like?

By attenuating the Sonically deleterious effects of the particular Information Field SsociTed with the cell phone or land line phone the sound in the room becomes much closer to the sound that you would hear in an ideal world, I.e., a world without such subconscious interference that reduce the listener's sensory perception acuity. Thus, after the Teleportation Tweak is performed the listener can more easily hear the complete and undistorted sound that his system is FULLY CAPABLE OF PRODUCING. In other words, the SOUND WAS IN THE ROOM THE WHOLE TIME. He just couldn't fully appreciate how excellent the sound was since his hearing ability had always been not what he assumed it was. Thus, the sound will be more open, more dynamic, less distorted Nd have more AIR. The degree to which that statement is true depends on a lot of things, all the usual suspects like how resolving the system in question is, the hearing skill as it were of the listener AND how many untreated phones remain in the house.

6. How fast does the Quantum Wave travel? The speed of light is the speed of most telecommunications systems, satellite, land line, microwave or even a combination of different transmission media. So when you are on the other end of the phone connection and you hear me Clicking In the sound is already better and if you happen to be listening to the system as the Teleportation Tweak is being performed you would hear the effects right away. Some people prefer not to hold their ear up to the phone while I'm Clicking In, which is perfectly understandable. :-)

It's quite difficult to say whether the information that we're talking about here, the quantum type information, whether it's the electron spin or something else, gets transmitted over the phone line the same way voice is transmitted - as an electromagnetic wave, at the speed of light, well, depending on the medium through which the wave travels, right? So if it was via satellite it would be the speed of light, but if my land line or undersea cable some large fraction of the speed of light. OR the information may be transmitted INSTANTANEOUSLY. Either way, it's essentially instantaneously.

7. The Einstein thought experiment.

Since the early twentieth century, quantum mechanics has posed new challenges for the view that physical processes should obey locality. Whether quantum entanglement counts as action-at-a-distance hinges on the nature of the wave function and decoherence, issues over which there is still considerable debate among scientists and philosophers. One important line of debate originated with Einstein, who challenged the idea that quantum mechanics offers a complete description of reality, along with Boris Podolsky and Nathan Rosen. They proposed a thought experiment involving an entangled pair of observables with non-commuting operators (e.g. position and momentum).[5]

This thought experiment, which came to be known as the EPR paradox, hinges on the principle of locality. A common presentation of the paradox is as follows: two particles interact and fly off in opposite directions. Even when the particles are so far apart that any classical interaction would be impossible (see principle of locality), a measurement of one particle nonetheless determines the corresponding result of a measurement of the other.

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4. Why is the Teleportation Tweak permanent?

The particular information field at the far end, the customer's end, the one associated with his phone is attenuated by changing the physical characteristics of the phone at his end. The effects are permanent unless the customer gets a new cell phone, then his sound would revert back to the original state, and he would have to have the Teleportation Tweak Re-done. I'm actually not sure if the effects are really permanent in the sense the effects NEVER go away. It would be quite an undertaking to actually demonstrate that the TT OR ANY TWEAK is permanent, you know! due to all the things that could occur to affect the sound over a long period of time, replacing cables, replacing tubes, replacing fuses, changing equipment, change in seasons, etc. I suspect it would actually be impossible.

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Teleportation Tweak explanation now available on line

For the latest How the Teleportation Tweak Works go to,

http://machinadynamica.com/machina43.htm

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Addendum - just added "Does performance of cell phone improve?

Just added this new paragraph to the story of the Teleportation Tweak:

6. "Does the Teleportation Tweak improve the performance of the treated cell phone? I've gotten anecdotal reports of significant unexpected performance improvements for the customer's treated cell phone. One case was where the customer's new cell phone had poor reception in his house, around 2 bars, so he had to go outside in the yard, where reception was 4 bars, in order for me to do the Teleportation Tweak. After the Teleportation Tweak was complete he called back excitedly twenty minutes later to report that his reception was now 4 bars inside the house, even in the basement. I had another report from a customer in China who told me he could now use his cell phone in the elevator of his building whereas prior to the Teleportation Tweak he was unable to use it."

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This just in!

Added the following paragraph from Psychology Wiki to the explanation for the Teleportation Tweak:

From Psychology Wiki - According to this concept, the morphic field underlies the formation and behavior of holons and morphic units, and can be set up by the repetition of similar acts and/or thoughts. The hypothesis says that a particular form belonging to a certain group which has already established its (collective) morphic field, will tune into that morphic field. The particular form will read the collective information through the process of morphic resonance, using it to guide its own development. This development of the particular form will then provide, again through morphic resonance, a feedback to the morphic field of that group, thus strengthening it with its own experience resulting in new information being added (i.e. stored in the database).

Www.machinadynamica.com/machina43.htm

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Now Geoff, let's make some things clear

1. Is the Teleportation Tweak affecting my phone or my audio system?
2. Since my listening room is in the basement, can I get the same results if I move the phone on the first floor and in a room opposite the listening area?
3. I have 8 (yes, eight) phones in my house. Do I have to get the tweak eight times, calling from each phone?
Please answer without ad hominem attacks!

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Answers to questions
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1. Is the Teleportation Tweak affecting my phone or my audio system?
2. Since my listening room is in the basement, can I get the same results if I move the phone on the first floor and in a room opposite the listening area?
3. I have 8 (yes, eight) phones in my house. Do I have to get the tweak eight times, calling from each phone?
Please answer without ad hominem attacks!

1. The phone. The system doesn't have to be ON. You don''t have to be at home when you call.
2. The phones can be anywhere in the house. Doesn't matter. They will have the same effect on the sound no matter where they are located in the house. When you ask, can you get the same results, what are you referring to? The same results as what?
3. If the land line phones are on different numbers/exchanges you will have to treat them one by one. But treating only one phone will be an improvement over treating none. If land line phones are on the same number/exchange just take all phones off the hook before calling. Then you only have to call once.

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Geoff, thank you for you answer.

The part about taking the other phones off the hook is still unclear (they're not connected to the landline when off the hook, only the "active"" phone is, i.e. the one I used to make the call). Obviously I can set up a "conference call" with all phones active, therefore whatever you send will be heard - ant thus effective - on all phones.

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Off the hook (active)

Some people have more than one telephone with the same telephone no., am pretty sure that only applies to land line phones. Most folks have a cellphone and maybe one land line or they have one cellphone and their significant other has a cell phone. In those cases the phones are treated separately.

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Geoff, in my particular case

Geoff, in my particular case there are 3 cellphones and 5 landline phones (on the same number). The problem is that 2 of those 5 are "regular" (corded) phones and the other 3 are DECT (cordless), so there is no hook to take them off from (they work mostly like a cellphone).

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If two phones were on the same circuit/number I could do the TT simultaneously. Otherwise they need to be done one at a time. The Teleportation Tweak requires an active communications line. Just like you would in order to have a conversation. I give steep discounts for multiple phones anyway so it's kind of a non issue, really.

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Just so there's no misunderstanding

Just so there's no misunderstanding, I do not sell any of my products to regulars on these Stereophile forums. Nor do I provide or loan my products for testing, evaluation or any other purpose to regular members on these forums. Geoff hates misunderstandings. Misunderstandings and I clash.

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