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audiophiles does it take to sever a figurative barrier to a commercial endeavour?
A: One to bench-test the tool, one to shoot and sell the video, one to document the hilarity, one to process the story, and thousands to read how ridiculous the whole exercise is in the first place!
If they'd have just simply broke out the tacos, within a half hour everyone would be full and burping, then the music could actually have been freed to flow, unencumbered by pseudo-symbolic pageantry and all attendant variables that could potentially delay the proceedings!
Upon further reflection, a good knife sharpener at the starting line would have been a suitable solution to the stubborn blue material, one that measured well, perhaps also one with a favorable review from America's Test Kitchen.