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Drunk quotes

"A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts."
Steve Fergosi

"But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another."
Irish love ballad

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
Ernest Hemingway

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henny Youngman

"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
Brian, Family Guy

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin

"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.'"
Henny Youngman

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
George F. Burns

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober."
William Butler Yeats

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."
P.J. O'Rourke

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Re: Drunk quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.

If the pain and suffering of a hangover were to precede the euphoria and good fellowship, then drunkenness would become the eighth sacrament.

Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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