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Whose signature appears on the CLC signature model? PT Barnum's?
Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
GC Kait
machina dynamica
Nope wrong again. I asked her and she didn't know either. She did however suggest that it should be PT Barnum. I even put it to my bartender and his was the same response.
PT Barnum was excellent at selling so I'm going take that as a compliment.
GC Kait
Machina Erotica
I went to the Clever little Clock's web page just to see the photo of it. I'm very disappointed in the picture quality. Baffled really. I can't understand why the camera taking the picture of the clock didn't produce much better resolution, contrast, color saturation, color fidelity, textures and blacker blacks. Was the clock a non-working production mockup?
Sorry to hear you are disappointed and baffled.
A tear.
G. Kait
Machina Dynamica
I thought the clock tweaks had already been proven as fake. Oh and nice bump to an old thread.
Yeah, right. Quantum mechanics was proven as fake, too.
G. Kait
M. Dynamica
just your silly "product" which isn't based upon quantum mechanics in the least. Please post proof that it does and details as to how ,if you wish to argue the point.
I never said the product is based on quantum mechanics. I gather reading comprehesion is not one of your long suits. LOL
Geoff Kait
machina dynamica
How's the new line up of buffoonery products coming along? Can't wait to see and read about all the new gee whiz wonders your fertile mind comes up with. I'm sure they will all be based upon as yet unheard of scientific principles unkown to anyone else except you of course. I suspect most if not all of your products involve the puschaser to suspend their rational side and just take your word for it? Golly!
Hey, wouldn't ya know, Zippy sez the same thing you do. LOL
instead you should put some effort into making a line up of products that actualy DO something. At this point in your sad life that isn't likely though huh?
What's not likely is that peabrains like yourself will stop trolling these waters.
Geoff Kait
machina dynamica
are the people that buy your crap Mr Kait. What's next, a signature polished turd? Please DO continue with your prolific outpouring of useless and all out fraud products, we the educated find your assortment of foolishness very amusing. Oh by the way, you forgot you usual LOL Mr Pseudoscientist.
Poor little JohnnyRetardo steps up to the plate and swings and misses. There is no joy in Mudville tonight.
Better send in a man, not a little boy.
Geoff Kait
machina dynamica
Take a long look in the mirror little boy, there could have been a real grown up staring back by now but you chose the path of stupidity and greed, so instead all that's left is a pathetic excuse of a human being. Have a nice day Mr Fraud.
just a quick question geoffy ol' boy do you like your LSD off a strip of candy paper or do you prefer sugar cubes???? Cuz I just love the Lava lamp your now selling on your website...picked one up at Spencers in the mall at taped some of Mays tin foil on it did ya??? Damn dude I go to your website for serious shits and laughs!!!!
Oh and I love that you charge $60 for someone to have you call them with beeps and buzzes!!! hahahahaha...damn if I am going to spend $60 on a phone call I better get more than a 70 year old man doing beeps and buzzes...I better get a 20 year old female making much nicer sounds...your out there...waaayy out there!
You must really miss the 60's!!!!!!
If I can make a suggestion, lay off the Viagra. Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Geoff Kait
machina dynamica
I purchased two Clever Lil Clocks a while back and honestly, aside from the creative effort Geoff Kait put into explaining why these devices work to improve audio which until this day I find incredibly amusing, I've come to realize Kait is a rip-off artist of the first order. I would never spend another dime with him on any of his products again. It's all BS, snake oil, or magic beans; take your choice. I'm surprised Stereophile dignifies Kait by writing about his new and improved products.
How strange. I have a money back guarantee so of you were so dissatisfied with your "purchase of the two clocks" which I actually don't believe, one wonders why you didn't just return them? It's not like they are inexpensive. Hel-loo! That's $600 worth of clocks my pointed headed little friend. Besides, you're obviously lying since I have never ever shipped two clocks to anyone, not in the same package. Folks that buy two clocks buy one, then after hearing results order a second one.
By the way, Stereophile didn't write about my new products, I did! Duh!
Note: I really like your feedback over on Audiogon - "deadbeat." Lol
Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica
Oops
I love your insults! They show about as much intelligence as your crappy scam! I know that most audiophiles are gullible but I do not think there are many dumb enough to buy your BS. I agree with a previous comment, you really should look into polished turd dots for improved dynamic range and depth. Probably an easier sell than BS paint and stones. I am not really sure why you are still scamming folks and are not in jail? I guess it is because everyone gets a good giggle out of your bullshit products and you never sell any?