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To Stephen;
Please don't get self-conscious and don't change a damned thing. Seems to me that Roy Hall started this with his (hilarious) manufacturer's comment. The unfortunate truth is that S'Phile is constipated with old has-beens in need of literal and figurative Viagra (and fiber). Most of us are just jealous. We wish we could be young and hip and hang around with hot women who are merely friends; it beats the living hell out of our fixed and stagnant daily routines. Ignore the jokes at your expense; no one with half a brain perceives the jokes to represent "reality" either.