187 of the Greatest Hits by the Twelve Tone Masters

Alex Ross links to this fabulously funny informercial hawking the International Mattias Bamert Society's collection of the catchiest twelve-tone rows ever! Alban, Arny, and Anton—they're triple-Ariffic!

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Yes," sir. That's really something. I actually own that first Schoenberg piece. I use it for demagnetizing my brain. It's a little known fact that I am the world's foremost written-word Schoenberg impersonator. Check me out....""Dee ernen Schmurnen YERGEN flurgen. Ouf dur LOOOOODER foooooder MOOODER shooooder."" See? Who needs twelve tones?