In Addition to Drugs and Rock & Roll, We Also Discussed Sex

Rushing to get the last bits of the March issue out the door, with just "Letters to the Editor" left to proof, and:

"John," cries Elizabeth, "I can't believe you're publishing that letter from the guy who says there's a huge population of women who'd rather drink water than have sex!"

"What's wrong with that?"

"I just don't think it's true!"

"Well," John replies, "You'll have to write a letter to the editor explaining just how much you do like sex, and stating exactly why you don't like water."

Monty's picture

I can remember the first time I had sex...I was so scared...I was all alone. I think Rodney Dangerfield gets credit for that one.

John Atkinson's picture

But as Woody Allen said, at least you can be sure you're having sex with someone who loves you :-)

Jim Tavegia's picture

Are you guys about to add Dr. Phil to your writing staff? Or would any psychiatrist do? And please tell me it is not Dr. Ruth.

Buddha's picture

Maybe they asked those chicks after three days without either.

Robert Deutsch's picture

Posted Fri Jan13,2006, 3:59 PM

Jim Tavegia's picture

RD," You may have stumbled upon a whole new Forums section that would need to be ""totally private"". You all could even take PayPal. The fact that Monty said he was all alone really scares me. LOL