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November 7, 2010 - 9:22pm
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Man, is Vegas a great city, or what?
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I have never been to Vegas. Gambling does not interest me much, I am too cheap for it! My favorite cop stop story involves my racist cousin. He voted for klansman David Dukes. Really. I have never heard him use a non-offensive term to refer to a non-white eprson. Never.
So we have been drinking and partying down in New Orleans, and he gets pulled over by a black cop. I never heard so many "sirs" and "officer"s in my life. I was dying laughing in the back seat! The cop asked what was making me so happy and I told him it was a long story but that I was drunk and my cousin driving my drunk ass home.
The officer laughed and sent us on our way. That was a great cop stop!
Trey
A family friend is a personal trainer in Las Vegas and a customer asked if she could teach her to do the splits.
The friend replied, "Well, how flexible are you?"
The lady replied, "I can't come in on Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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On a sad note, we had a friend drown in Lake Mead two weeks ago.
Our group of friends chipped in and sent a life preserver covered in flowers for the funeral.
It's what he would have wanted.