Nothing like having a leg up in this competitive job market.

However, maybe he's already employed ... perhaps as a claim adjuster for a BP.

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By the color of his shirt I'd say he could be an inmate

I wonder if he's wearing pink underware, like they do in Arizona.

Any bets on how the guards at the airport metal detectors deal with this character?

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By the color of his shirt I'd say he could be an inmate

Thank God for prisons.

How does this guy manage to breathe?!?

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By the color of his shirt I'd say he could be an inmate

I wonder if he's wearing pink underware, like they do in Arizona.

Now there's a mental image you could have spared us Roadster.

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...but go ahead and compare me to this sorry mf:

That's what I call stupid

He said the Rainbow Foil was free!

I think the eye and chin treatments are tastefully restrained...

Who says that aliens have not been here awhile? Time to reopen the X-Files. I think I'll listen to the original radio broadcast of War of the Worlds with Orson Wells.

We often wonder about life on other planets, and I still often wonder about life here. There are days I think I am stressed, but not anymore.

Call him a sorry MF if you will, but whenever he's placed in a Hi Fi room, the imaging improves and the treble becomes more natural.

Those are no ordinary metal bits. They were inspired by Hindu dieties while he was serving prisontime in Mumbai, and he has worked steadily trying to arrive at a combination of materials and placement to best enhance his Hi Fi's sound.

The tats were created using special polarized inks and create an endorphin based improvement in his listening experience.

His clothing line selling sonically enhancing vestments is selling well in certain parts of Virginia, Texas, and England.

The guy is obviously a qualified tweak spokesman.

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We often wonder about life on other planets, and I still often wonder about life here.

I just recently viewed a show, on one of those more intellectual cable channels, about aliens having visited this planet. After studying past societies and what they accomplished (the Pyramids, Temple @ Chichen Itza, etc.) it was concluded that current day humans are a hybrid of intellectual space aliens and whatever life form was murking about in the muck that was then Earth.

My, how we have progressed.

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Yesterday when Keld posted the image ... I couldn't quite place this guy. Initially I thought the guy was just the sensitivity training guru to Kim-Jong-il and dismissed him as thus ... However, it hit me like the proverbial ton of bricks this morning, that guy is none other than the head of subscription renewal at Stereophile. Now, it may interest many of you to know that since JA hired Mr. Fubar back in November 2009 that subscription renewals have been the envy of the industry ... hitting an amazing 100% for 7 of the last 8 months. Additionally, Mr. Fubar has demonstrated the unique ability, so alertly pointed out by Buddha, to cause improved imaging and more natural treble and highs upon entering a HiFi room. Sadly, however, JA has reported that Mr. Fubar will not be a recommended Stereophile "Tweak" spokesman due to his past lengthy prison sentence that has left Mr. Fubar bereft of any "bottom end" tightness and thereby rendering him unqualified for the position of Tweak spokesman.
However, given Mr. Fubar's current position ... I would strongly suggest that each of us would be well served to get our subscription renewals taken care of in a timely fashion ... because we all know that the only thing meaner than a pitbull with AIDS is the guy (Mr. Fubar) that gave it to him.

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Missing "bottom end" tightness is obvious but what about the poor pitbull?

Keld ... thanks to Mr. Fubar's transgressions, the goodyear blimp was able to do U-turns in the most southern parts of the poor pitbulls digestive system. Sadly ... RIP.
However, lets focus on the positives here Keld ... First there's work release for Mr. Fubar and secondly, judging from his recent photo, Mr. Fubar is obviously ready to rejoin mainstream society as a productive citizen