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America the great :)
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At the rate of about 500 posts in about 100 days, you've obviously got the quantity part down. Perhaps the quality will come along soon.

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Ahhh... the grumpy old man has spoken. Don't you find it funny? I would have posted it as "Denmark the great" if it had happened in my own country.

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Settle for the fact he'll even engage you. He won't do that for some here. That he insults you, that's a given. Not only are some Americans dumb ...

It was worth the read and I passsed it along to a few friends who travel.

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"Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel"

Can't help but wonder if you were opposed to the large number of Americans who traveled to Europe in the early 1940's and stayed long enough to save your sorry asses from the Nazis.

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Ah, the old WWII bug-a-boo. They're just stupid jokes he found funny. Mrs. Sanford still thinks I Love Lucy is funny. I think Jan is funny. Pretty "funny" looking....

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Not at all, but I am leaning on getting opposed to someone on this forum. Guess who?

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I can only hope that you're referring to me, Freako. After visiting the website you advertised on another thread and learning what you reveal about yourself there, I consider your opposition something to accept with satisfaction - perhaps even some amount of pride. I might have said with gratitude, but I wanted to avoid using a term which you wouldn't understand.

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How do you conclude I don't understand grattitude, you stupid fuck? Get real and have a laugh!

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Thick skin, you bitches.

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Yeah... sorry

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"You stupid fuck", he says. Tough language. Perhaps you're a Danish tough guy? Tough talk from a citizen of a country which survived WW2 by a combination of shameful collaboration with the Nazis followed by their rescue by those brave enough to fight back. Now that is funny! You've succeeded. I'm laughing.

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Making fun of stupid Americans is verboten.

Please excuse the German, I just returned from Arizona.

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Among many hilarious quotes, my favorite might be the Pepsi Cola one-- though the Cape Town one is pretty good too.

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Arizona is fucking kicking ass. I hope New Mexico and Texas follow suit. I live in a border state. You don't have to, asshole. Have Gun, Will Travel.

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"You stupid fuck", he says. Tough language. Perhaps you're a Danish tough guy? Tough talk from a citizen of a country which survived WW2 by a combination of shameful collaboration with the Nazis followed by their rescue by those brave enough to fight back. Now that is funny! You've succeeded. I'm laughing.

Good! That was my intention in the first place! FYI: I was not born when 1) the Danish government "collaborated" with the Nazi's, or 2) when the US military came to our rescue. Thus I can only say: 1) Shame! and 2) Thanks!

Could we stop this escalating mocking now? I have never met you, Dixieland, and you might be a decent guy by all means, who knows? You have never met me either, and perhaps you'd have thought likewise about me if not... etc.

Regards

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More laughing stuff: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2GGpZw/www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dsap2hfA-pHg

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Arizona is fucking kicking ass. I hope New Mexico and Texas follow suit. .

I hope so, too. I totally agree with the law. The stress on social systems is too much... and I am getting really sick of seeing kids in school who do not speak english. We need to preserve our language/country.

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Freako, I'm happy to end this exchange and to accept the statements you made in your post #88006 as sincere. It is unfortunate, I think, that I had to offer the equivalent of "all Danes are cowards" for you to get the point that some might justifiably take exception to "All Americans are ignorant fools". Unfortunately, my gentler attempts failed.

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OK. Actually I don't think you are, and I never did. It was meant as a laughing matter, nothing else.

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You know how some extremists live just for the chance to feel as if they have been slighted?

Can't make a 'woman' joke around a radical feminist, etc...

Their lives are filled with, "What did you mean by that...?"

Everybody has foibles, Freako. No worries!

I'm sure that as you walk past the thousands of porn shops in Copenhagen, spend money on the hookers from eastern Europe, or read the Muhammad cartoons in all your papers, everyone blonde, everyone with Bang and Olufsen Hi Fi, in your 30 square meter homes, eating all those terrible pastries, you don't think about stereotypes at all.

Really, make all the American jokes you like. After all, if we get too ticked off, we'll just send Chuck Norris to break your neck.

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After all, if we get too ticked off, we'll just send Chuck Norris to break your neck.


Worse yet, we will make you watch his acting, A Clockwork Orange style.

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After all, if we get too ticked off, we'll just send Chuck Norris to break your neck.


Worse yet, we will make you watch his acting, A Clockwork Orange style.

Well, what kind of panzy blinks during a Chuck Norris movie, anyway?

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Hey you guys, this is AMERICA!! Speak SPANISH!

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Le pidio a la mujer que le hiciera una mamada

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Lol. I resent Chuck Norris movies, and I resent Jean-Claude van Damme's movies even more, so please don't make me watch any of that stuff, ok?

And there's no way to walk past any of the few remaining porn shops in Copenhagen any longer. The area is so crowded with Japanese tourists that you can't move an eyelid.

Hookers...? No thanks. I value my life too much

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After all, if we get too ticked off, we'll just send Chuck Norris to break your neck.


Worse yet, we will make you watch his acting, A Clockwork Orange style.

So that's acting ... who knew

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OMG, I'm getting chills down my spine just by the thought of it...

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Arizona is fucking kicking ass. I hope New Mexico and Texas follow suit. .

I hope so, too. I totally agree with the law. The stress on social systems is too much... and I am getting really sick of seeing kids in school who do not speak english. We need to preserve our language/country.

I agree with you and Lamont.

I heard that someone called city hall in Orlando and was asked by the operator to speak Spanish.

Did you ever wonder why there is a Spanish language track on almost every American TV program but not one Spanish program has an English track?

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