This may get various reactions, but it's a humor-tinged essay on the idea of sort-of audiophiles, i.e., people such as myself, while taking some well-aimed potshots at the extremists. (Heck, I'm even a Stereophile subscriber!)
Here it is, from my blog for the SF Examiner: http://www.examiner.com/x-373-SF-Classical-Music-Examiner~y2008m7d25-How-to-be-an-audioquasiphile