For editors, this is a shame.

yes,i can read this but you did not have to go into such trouble.I know i have a strange mind.Everyone tells me rotfl
By-the-way people,don't say "It all sounds Greek to me" believe me , they're not !

That is just too disturbing. lol

Of course we can read it; according to the statistics you gave, most people can. Certainly those of us who can hear the difference in wires can percieve most anything. It was fun, though. Better than the old classic "Paris in the the Spring"

You scared me. I thought DUP had been cloned, or found a way to DUPlicate himself.

Oy, Branig

Pish. Piece of cake. Not only can I read it, I can speed read it. Listen, I just finished 25 years of teaching English and Literature in several of our nation's universities and high schools. Can YOU read 12 pages of it, written in 25 different versions (average class size), grade every error, and get each one of them back into the grubby little paws of the miscreants who wrote them, by tomorrow, when semester grades are due?

Listen. First liar doesn't have a chance around here.
By the way...see me in my office tomorrow. I recognize that 4th sentence -- you plagiarized it from page 387 of Finegan's Wake. Clifton

lolololol Jef.The world according to DUP !

That looks like the copyrighted works a great writer I believe I read this in one of them thare "white papers" about cable babble. What insulation sounds best today?

Is this Pig-Writing as opposed to Pig-Latin, with all do respect to my Italian brethren. I think Al Pacino had it right: "You're out of order...the whole world is out of order". Ha Ha.

If you are feeling a little funny, watch out for the bird flu.

Ah, but it is the weekend and a brisk, cool breeze is flowing into my home near Atlanta as I write (69 sunny degrees). Good music, a cool breeze, a good woman, a quiet dog, and if I could just have a drink with some kick in it, life would be great rather than just good. Someone have one for me. I know I will not have to ask twice. LOL

My wife was complaining that I needed to get her some new razor blades as she was having a hard time shaving her legs. After further inspection I told her it would work much better if she turned the blade sharp side "down". LOLOLOLOLOLOL! If she ever tried to stab me in the night it would be a painful, slow death, repeated strikes with the handle end would take a long time. She really is very smart, it is just that we are getting so old. Really she is....Really!

Some of you are having thoughts of going to HE dancing in your heads. Have a great time.