Wes Phillips

RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

Wes Phillips  |  Dec 2, 2005

From The Onion, of course.

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John Atkinson's picture
Submitted by John Atkinson (not verified) on December 1, 2005 - 9:00pm

God, I love the Onion!!!!!!

Al Marcy's picture
Submitted by Al Marcy (not verified) on December 2, 2005 - 9:00pm

RIAA is hush about their Final Fling Ding. A self powered portable audio device which plays a song once, then detonates and kills every one within 100 yards.Sure to be a hit with depressed middle school kids ...

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