Why Doesn't Batman Party With SpongeBob Squarepants?

By Wes Phillips • Posted: Nov 1, 2006

I think it's because he's a dangerous psychotic who probably has about a zillion injunctions forbidding him anywhere close to children. . . . Wait, was that a trick question?

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Submitted by Adam Sohmer on November 2, 2006 - 9:14am.

Look, everybody -- even children -- understand that SpongeBob is a fictional, animated character, while Batman is in fact a real person who is dedicated to fighting crime. Why are we even discussing this? Is it some sort of evil plot hatched by a villain with a knack for trapping superheroes in life-threatening situations that ultimately prove ineffective?