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Lamont Sanford
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You guys banned DUP again?

So, its like this. DUP is sort of like Saddam Hussien. Most people that hate DUP is part of the United States. The editors are like leaders of other nations that have to bend under the pressure from the United States. They write speeches about the NSA spying on us because of an editor of a different magazine. DUP is banned because he offends a select few. It is sort of like Guantanimo. He can be banned forever for all we know. We may never see DUP again. He is now officially a Stereophile Combantant. Anything can be done to DUP from this point forward. We can turn him over to the tribes that hate him and they can humiliate him before hanging him or the leaders can just leave him in space indefinitely. We can have a debate about it but one of the leaders will plant people in his own tribe to ask certain questions that leaves DUP's defense attorneys completely defenseless. So far, The Surge against DUP is working. Even Murpha has visited Stereophilistan and has come back and stated The Surge is working. Keep up the good work. We can now reduce our contracts for more armor after complaining we didn't have enough armor. In effect, we will be putting an entire armor industry virtually out-of-business overnight. Now, think about this, we can complain about putting an entire armor industry out-of-business overnight. What is good for the company is good for everybody.


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Re: You guys banned DUP again?

Lamont,

That was a great post, I'm still laughing.

If you are ever in Dallas come by Cafe Madrid , the first wine is on me :-)

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Muahahahhahaha SaDup Husaidit and his Tallyband.

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AKA "DUP" AKA "AL PACINO" AKA "SERPICO"

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I see it more as Dog Day Afternoon.

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The only thing a Forum can do is ban an avatar and a computer from posting. DUP could still post on this forum as Next DUP or DUP II or John Rocksavage or Pinkney Tuck or Roy Pan in a flash with a different computer and a different email address.

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The only thing a Forum can do is ban an avatar and a computer from posting. DUP could still post on this forum as Next DUP or DUP II or John Rocksavage or Pinkney Tuck or Roy Pan in a flash with a different computer and a different email address.

DUP: Jan Vigne ? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Jan Vigne!

Jan Vigne : Mr. DUP, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

DUP: Jan Vigne, Jan Vigne, Jan Vigne! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Jan Vigne?

Jan Vigne : Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

DUP: Or else what?

Jan Vigne : Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

DUP: OK, Jan Vigne. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.

Jan Vigne : [Moves to the left]

DUP: A rittle more.

Jan Vigne : [Moves to the left again]

DUP: Good.
[Opens up trap, Jan Vigne falls in]

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Wow, I look hot! I'm a real doll!

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Yeah, I was gonna say, AlexO is a fox.

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if you never saw that movie, rent it, it's hilarious.

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The only thing a Forum can do is ban an avatar and a computer from posting. DUP could still post on this forum as Next DUP or DUP II or John Rocksavage or Pinkney Tuck or Roy Pan in a flash with a different computer and a different email address.

This is already on Google!!

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