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March 27, 2010 - 12:47pm
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They cling to their _____ and their ______....
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That's when you know your karma is totally f---ed.
Not really too bad, considering the source. Please, however, don't reveal what it is that you're clinging to.
If you want to move the joke's basic framework through yet another variation consider Netanyahu bitch slapping Obama. I'd pay to see that one.
That's when you know your karma's totally f---ed.
For starters it's the same joke the right-wing nuts were emailed last week about Pelosi and the pope.
Second, are you sure as an American you want a foreign politician to hit your president?
And following that, just how much do you hate the elected head of your democratic country?
Treasonous or plain stupid? Only you can tell us.
dixie also shows us he doesn't understand what makes the joke work.
One can change the slapped but not the slapper.
The slapper must be a spiritualist who spreads inner peace etc. a bhuddist monk would do.
What did the the hot dog vendor say to the Dalai Lama?
"Make me one with everything"
"For starters it's the same joke the right-wing nuts were emailed last week about Pelosi and the pope."
That's where I got it when I posted it at the beginning of this thread.
It has, however, provided a lot of fun for me - to wit, this global clinging together between Tomjtx (the resident expert on nearly everything) and the bona-fide loony from down under. Thanks for the laughs fellows.
(for Dixie)
I'm glad I'm not in the land of cotton
Old times there are best forgotten
Go away, Go away, Go away Dixieland.
Leaving aside that Buddhists are typically vegetarian, it's the other way around:
What did the the Buddhist monk order from the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything"
He pays with a five dollar bill, but receives no change.
"Where is my change?"
The vendor's reply:
"Change comes from within."
Awesome Elk. Thank you for polishing it out.
Sigh, one would have thought that, I , "the expert on everything" would have gotten it right the 1st time.
I have arrived!!!!!!
It feels good to finally be acknowledged as an expert , especially by one so well tutored as you.
Welcome back. It's about time you come to your senses and recognize your own genius. We've been waiting for you.
En nomine buddha, e Lamont e tomjtx sancti, amen.
A hate monger huh....are you sure your not in Obama's cabinet?
dlb!....never mind.
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