Republicans have already done a good job doing just that.

Lamont has melted to the point of crying in two languages.

He's bilingwhinal.

Buddha, you have just surpassed yourself.

I needed a good laugh, and you gave it me.

Don't get cocky, but "bilingwhinal" belongs in the OED. And that's all I'm gonna say.

Buddha, I just made a call. You're in.

"Bilingwhinal." Adjective. Whining out of opposite sides of the mouth, while the middle remains motionless.

Hey! I pulled strings, but do NOT ask for royalties.