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Buddha
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OK, you're in a room...

The scenario:

You are in a closed room with Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, and Michael Bolton.

You have a gun with only two bullets.

What do you do?

What do you do?

Answer: Shoot Stewart twice to make sure he's dead.

Have you heard that abomination he just released?

I think it broke my radio.

At least, I hope it broke my radio, 'cause I don't wanna hear him on it again.

Lordy, it's THAT bad.

By the way, I have no known excuse for having on a radio station that might ever consider playing that damn noise.

Kal Rubinson
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Re: OK, you're in a room...


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The scenario:

You are in a closed room with Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, and Michael Bolton.

You have a gun with only two bullets.

What do you do?

Have them make a sandwich. Skewer it.

Kal

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Re: OK, you're in a room...

The worst thing that I have ever heard was a duet between Celine Dion and Meatloaf. It was a nightmare that I had one night, then it came true! If Rod has decent material I can deal with him. I just hate Celine Dions voice. She'd get two right betweent he eyes, then I'd headbutt Mr. Stewart. Knowing my luck Mrs. Dion would come back to life as a Zombie.

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Re: OK, you're in a room...

Kal and Mrlowry,you've been tricked by Buddha. Why would anyone waste two bullets and achive nothing ? One of the would still be alive,right? I've got a much better idea.
Have them make the sandwich,eat it,keep the gun and bullets in your pocket and introduce the trio to Dup.I bet in a few hours,they'd buy the third bullet and beg you to shoot them lol

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From Faces, to Samll Faces ( or was it the other way around?), to solo, to lost his abilty to entertain. RS has lost his mind. He doesn't know when to hang it up. Celine Dion, Michael bolton....two Train Wrecks for sure....unlistenable, utter garbage, but one tenth above hip hop shit. you need www.mattoree.com guitar excellence

Kal Rubinson
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Re: OK, you're in a room...


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Kal and Mrlowry,you've been tricked by Buddha. Why would anyone waste two bullets and achive nothing ? One of the would still be alive,right?

I was referring to a people sandwich to assure that each bullet would penetrate all three. I don't care in what order.

Kal

Yiangos
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Re: OK, you're in a room...

Ummmmm okay.My mistake lol

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Re: OK, you're in a room...

Do you mean an Oreo cookie?

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