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Woman charged in feces fling BELMONT, Mass. (UPI) -- Police in Massachusetts said a woman who allegedly threw a bag of dog feces into a car window is facing assault and battery with a dangerous weapon charges. Belmont police said the woman admitted to throwing the bag of dog feces at the dark colored sedan, which she said was speeding while she was walking her dog down Stone Road Sept. 30, the Belmont Citizen-Herald reported Wednesday. The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car," the police report said. "People need to control their immediate impulse to take action in a situation like this," police spokesman Lt. Rick Santangelo said. "The best course of action in a situation like that would be to get the license plate number and call police with a description of the vehicle and direction of travel." The woman, whose name was not released, is also being charged with vandalism to property and disorderly conduct, police said.

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Woman charged in feces fling BELMONT, Mass. (UPI) -- Police in Massachusetts said a woman who allegedly threw a bag of dog feces into a car window is facing assault and battery with a dangerous weapon charges. Belmont police said the woman admitted to throwing the bag of dog feces at the dark colored sedan, which she said was speeding while she was walking her dog down Stone Road Sept. 30, the Belmont Citizen-Herald reported Wednesday. The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car," the police report said. "People need to control their immediate impulse to take action in a situation like this," police spokesman Lt. Rick Santangelo said. "The best course of action in a situation like that would be to get the license plate number and call police with a description of the vehicle and direction of travel." The woman, whose name was not released, is also being charged with vandalism to property and disorderly conduct, police said.

That stinks.

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Woman charged in feces fling BELMONT, Mass. (UPI) -- Police in Massachusetts said a woman who allegedly threw a bag of dog feces into a car window is facing assault and battery with a dangerous weapon charges. Belmont police said the woman admitted to throwing the bag of dog feces at the dark colored sedan, which she said was speeding while she was walking her dog down Stone Road Sept. 30, the Belmont Citizen-Herald reported Wednesday. The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car," the police report said. "People need to control their immediate impulse to take action in a situation like this," police spokesman Lt. Rick Santangelo said. "The best course of action in a situation like that would be to get the license plate number and call police with a description of the vehicle and direction of travel." The woman, whose name was not released, is also being charged with vandalism to property and disorderly conduct, police said.

..."splattered across his face and soiled the front of the car".
With such a wide distribution, surely one can conclude that shit actually did hit the fan.

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"The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car..."

Sorry, I don't buy the 'magic turd theory.'

This sort of result would have required a second bag of poo, and no way the woman would have had time to get her dog to defecate again that quickly, and on demand.

Then, she would have had to have the time to bag the second poo, aim it, and throw it with some accuracy.

Not even an FBI expert poo marksman could accomplish such a feet.

Then, to claim that she could do all this while aiming at a speeding car?

No way.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

There had to be a second poo thrower, likely throwing from a slightly elevated position. A sort of poo-ie knoll, so to speak.

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"The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car..."

Sorry, I don't buy the 'magic turd theory.'

This sort of result would have required a second bag of poo, and no way the woman would have had time to get her dog to defecate again that quickly, and on demand.

Then, she would have had to have the time to bag the second poo, aim it, and throw it with some accuracy.

Not even an FBI expert poo marksman could accomplish such a feet.

Then, to claim that she could do all this while aiming at a speeding car?

No way.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

There had to be a second poo thrower, likely throwing from a slightly elevated position. A sort of poo-ie knoll, so to speak.

Where's the Warren Commission when you need them?

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"The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car..."

Sorry, I don't buy the 'magic turd theory.'

This sort of result would have required a second bag of poo, and no way the woman would have had time to get her dog to defecate again that quickly, and on demand.

Then, she would have had to have the time to bag the second poo, aim it, and throw it with some accuracy.

Not even an FBI expert poo marksman could accomplish such a feet.

Then, to claim that she could do all this while aiming at a speeding car?

No way.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

There had to be a second poo thrower, likely throwing from a slightly elevated position. A sort of poo-ie knoll, so to speak.

Where's the Warren Commission when you need them?

They'd be redundant - you know they'd only consider this to be the result of a lone poo-er.

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"The driver of the car said the dog feces "splattered across his face, and the remaining matter soiled the front of the car..."

Sorry, I don't buy the 'magic turd theory.'

This sort of result would have required a second bag of poo, and no way the woman would have had time to get her dog to defecate again that quickly, and on demand.

Then, she would have had to have the time to bag the second poo, aim it, and throw it with some accuracy.

Not even an FBI expert poo marksman could accomplish such a feet.

Then, to claim that she could do all this while aiming at a speeding car?

No way.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

There had to be a second poo thrower, likely throwing from a slightly elevated position. A sort of poo-ie knoll, so to speak.

Where's the Warren Commission when you need them?

They'd be redundant - you know they'd only consider this to be the result of a lone poo-er.

Even though the shear volume of poop begs one to consider a second poo-er ... perhaps lurking in the shadows of the knoll ... I tend to agree with your tutored conclusion that the findings would be a lone poo-er. A high caliber poo-er for sure, but a lone one.

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Woman charged in feces fling BELMONT, Mass. (UPI) -- Police in Massachusetts said a woman who allegedly threw a bag of dog feces into a car window is facing assault and battery with a dangerous weapon charges...
The woman, whose name was not released, is also being charged with vandalism to property and disorderly conduct, police said.

Sounds as though this "lady" is SOL.

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Sorry, but I don't get the SOL thing. What does it mean?

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Shit outta luck

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