Italians in my family say, "Fuck You!" to just about everybody.
Then you're a bunch of stupid, egg stealing WOP's with no grace. Better to be an Italian than to be a WOP with no style.
Now you make more sense to me, Commissar LS. You think "fuck" and "shit" come from your brain and you mistake dull for self indulgent and self indulgent for pithy. If your family says they aren't a bunch of WOP"S, they're not telling the truth, which is what WOP's do.
No wonder you bore me.