We took my youngest out for dinner for his thirteenth birthday. On the way home, we drove into a sobriety-check road block. I pulled up to the officer and he flashed his light into the car to see my wife and two kids, shined the light in my eyes, and said, "Have anything to drink tonight?"
I said, "No, thank you."
He said, "What?"
I said, "No, but thanks."
He said, "Have a nice night," and waved us through.