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Machina Dynamica's Brand New Product

Machina Dynamica's new product is the Signature version of the Clever Little Clock. The Signature CLC is a battery powered travel clock that significantly improves the sound of any audio system when placed anywhere in the room. The sound and picture quality of any video or home theater system will also be improved.

This remarkable new device is capable of unprecedented advances in transparency, bass performance, reduction of distortion and noise, reproduction of the human voice, air and emotional connection to the performance. More powerful than a locomotive.

Video picture - especially for high end projection systems, HDTV, plasma displays, etc. - will exhibit much better resolution, contrast, color saturation, color fidelity, textures and blacker blacks.

All Clever Little Clocks now come with Energizer brand Ultimate Lithium batteries; expected lifetime 10 years minimum.

Photo of the Signature CLC can be found at:

Clever Little Clock web page

Clever Little Clock customer comments can be found at:

Clever Little Clock Customer Comments

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Whose signature appears on

Whose signature appears on the CLC signature model?  PT Barnum's? 

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Whose signature appears on

Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

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Nope wrong again.  I asked

Nope wrong again.  I asked her and she didn't know either.  She did however suggest that it should be PT Barnum.  I even put it to my bartender and his was the same response. 

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PT Barnum

PT Barnum was excellent at selling so I'm going take that as a compliment.

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I went to the web page

I went to the Clever little Clock's web page just to see the photo of it.  I'm very disappointed in the picture quality.  Baffled really.   I can't understand why the camera taking the picture of the clock didn't produce much better resolution, contrast, color saturation, color fidelity, textures and blacker blacks.  Was the clock a non-working production mockup?

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Photo of the clock

Sorry to hear you are disappointed and baffled.

A tear.

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I thought the clock tweaks

I thought the clock tweaks had already been proven as fake. Oh and nice bump to an old thread.

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Clock tweaks proved fake

Yeah, right. Quantum mechanics was proven as fake, too.

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Not quantum mechanics

just your silly "product" which isn't based upon quantum mechanics in the least. Please post proof that it does and details as to how ,if you wish to argue the point.

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Sorry to say, cowpoke...

I never said the product is based on quantum mechanics. I gather reading comprehesion is not one of your long suits. LOL

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*sigh* Same old same old

How's the new line up of buffoonery products coming along? Can't wait to see and read about all the new gee whiz wonders your fertile mind comes up with. I'm sure they will all be based upon as yet unheard of scientific principles unkown to anyone else except you of course. I suspect most if not all of your products involve the puschaser to suspend their rational side and just take your word for it? Golly!

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Zippy sez


JohnnyR wrote:

How's the new line up of buffoonery products coming along? Can't wait to see and read about all the new gee whiz wonders your fertile mind comes up with. I'm sure they will all be based upon as yet unheard of scientific principles unkown to anyone else except you of course. I suspect most if not all of your products involve the puschaser to suspend their rational side and just take your word for it? Golly!

 

Hey, wouldn't  ya know, Zippy sez the same thing you do.    LOL

 

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Insults is all you know

instead you should put some effort into making a line up of products that actualy DO something. At this point in your sad life that isn't likely though huh?

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Not likely

What's not likely is that peabrains like yourself will stop trolling these waters.

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Peabrains

are the people that buy your crap Mr Kait. What's next, a signature polished turd? Please DO continue with your prolific outpouring of useless and all out fraud products, we the educated find your assortment of foolishness very amusing. Oh by the way, you forgot you usual LOL Mr Pseudoscientist.

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Poor Johnny

Poor little JohnnyRetardo steps up to the plate and swings and misses. There is no joy in Mudville tonight.

Better send in a man, not a little boy.

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Delusional Much?

Take a long look in the mirror little boy, there could have been a real grown up staring back by now but you chose the path of stupidity and greed, so instead all that's left is a pathetic excuse of a human being. Have a nice day Mr Fraud.

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Casey Jones rides again....
geoffkait wrote:


JohnnyR wrote:

How's the new line up of buffoonery products coming along? Can't wait to see and read about all the new gee whiz wonders your fertile mind comes up with. I'm sure they will all be based upon as yet unheard of scientific principles unkown to anyone else except you of course. I suspect most if not all of your products involve the puschaser to suspend their rational side and just take your word for it? Golly!

 

Hey, wouldn't  ya know, Zippy sez the same thing you do.    LOL

 

 

just a quick question geoffy ol' boy do you like your LSD off a strip of candy paper or do you prefer sugar cubes???? Cuz I just love the Lava lamp your now selling on your website...picked one up at Spencers in the mall at taped some of Mays tin foil on it did ya???  Damn dude I go to your website for serious shits and laughs!!!!

Oh and I love that you charge $60 for someone to have you call them with beeps and buzzes!!! hahahahaha...damn if I am going to spend $60 on a phone call I better get more than a 70 year old man doing beeps and buzzes...I better get a 20 year old female making much nicer sounds...your out there...waaayy out there!

You must really miss the 60's!!!!!!

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Free your mind

If I can make a suggestion, lay off the Viagra. Free your mind and your ass will follow.

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Clever Lil Clock

I purchased two Clever Lil Clocks a while back and honestly, aside from the creative effort Geoff Kait put into explaining why these devices work to improve audio which until this day I find incredibly amusing, I've come to realize Kait is a rip-off artist of the first order. I would never spend another dime with him on any of his products again. It's all BS, snake oil, or magic beans; take your choice. I'm surprised Stereophile dignifies Kait by writing about his new and improved products.

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Honestly, how bizarre!
Eudisam wrote:

I purchased two Clever Lil Clocks a while back and honestly, aside from the creative effort Geoff Kait put into explaining why these devices work to improve audio which until this day I find incredibly amusing, I've come to realize Kait is a rip-off artist of the first order. I would never spend another dime with him on any of his products again. It's all BS, snake oil, or magic beans; take your choice. I'm surprised Stereophile dignifies Kait by writing about his new and improved products.

How strange. I have a money back guarantee so of you were so dissatisfied with your "purchase of the two clocks" which I actually don't believe, one wonders why you didn't just return them? It's not like they are inexpensive. Hel-loo! That's $600 worth of clocks my pointed headed little friend. Besides, you're obviously lying since I have never ever shipped two clocks to anyone, not in the same package. Folks that buy two clocks buy one, then after hearing results order a second one.

By the way, Stereophile didn't write about my new products, I did! Duh!

Note: I really like your feedback over on Audiogon - "deadbeat." Lol

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